10 Facts Of Life…

  1. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
  2. When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.
  3. The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
  4. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and will cost the most.
  5. If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
  6. There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
  7. For any given software, as soon as you master it, a new version of that software appears.
  8. The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.
  9. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. (Don’t Ask How… Just Take My Word For It!)
  10. You probably don’t want to know what that smell is.

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