Category: Cool Stuff

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

Google Is So Very Helpful…

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The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

I Just Watched WWDC 2008… I Can Now Get A 3G iPhone For $199…

Watch It HERE Get Your iPhone HERE  They Got A White One!

Monday June 9th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Information | No Comments »

I’m reasonably sure I’m not gonna croak…

But I’m not gonna be producing any soul saving prose either… Although I might fill this thing up once or twice before the night is over…

Monday June 9th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!!

I’m Home Kids!… I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bush, Cheney and Wolfowitz… When Ann Coulter Busts In And Sucks Down All The Bong Water…

I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It…

Beloit College’s Mindset List For The Class Of 2011

Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead. 1. What Berlin wall? 2. Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the […]

Beat Me! Whip Me! Make Me Write Bad Checks!

Cat Likes Being Beat… Comes Back For More…

Mad Cabbie Is Speaking His Mind…

When the story of the disgraced New York’s ex governor Eliot Spitzer broke I wasn’t surprised at all. It’s not that I knew about his rendezvous with high priced hookers, but it’s due to my long experience of driving hookers to men with and without power. Let me break it down for you ladies, if […]

Thursday May 29th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Fuk Luk Sau: Health,Wealth,Happiness

Fuk Luk Sau, commonly referred to as the Gods of Blessings, Prosperity and Longevity are one of the most popular gods/deities in Chinese history. There are countless legends of the Fuk Luk Sau aiding and bestowing kindness on worthy mortals throughout the lands. Technically, they were originally astrological stars (hence the original name of Fuk […]

Alf Is Eating Barbecued Rat In Thailand… Yum!

Our Friends Alf and Watcharee are on the move in Thailand and stopped off to pick up a snack of BBQ ribs and rat… Looks like a really nice feast! See More At CorkScrew-Balloon