Los Cuatro Ojos

I Can’t Decide Between The Cow Something And The Salted Pig Tail…

We’re Cutting Your Social Security Check… Not If She Can Help It!!

NSFW… Language… NSFW This lady takes no guff from ANYONE! Listen HERE

Oil At $120 A Barrel… Beer Is Officially Cheaper Than Gas…

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter…

This Man Is My Hero!.. Somebody Get Me His Address… I Want To Send Him Money! PRINT THIS AND HAND IT OUT TO ALL OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO COME CALLING Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to […]

What Do You See?

You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re […]

Memo – From Women To Men…

1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s […]

Hippo Eats A Dwarf… By Accident Of Course!

Try Your Hand At “Falling Sand”…

Try It HERE

Professional Advertising… Very Effective!

Toddler Singing “Hey Jude”…

He Looks Like My Oldest 15 Years Ago… See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Wanna Get Even With Junk Mailers?… Try This…

Use “Postage Paid” Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers! Read How To … HERE

Wouldn’t It Be A Bummer If Every Time You Killed A Brain Cell… You Destroyed A Universe?.. This’ll Do Wonders For My God Complex…

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Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…

I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ’07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years… And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my […]

A Gentleman’s Duel… Hilarious!

See It HERE

The Difference Between Men And Women…

A Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 – Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 – Weigh-in… 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 – 9:00 – Breakfast in bed…freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 – Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 – Light work-out at club […]

How To Make Instant Hamburger Patties…

 Press your ground meat into a ziplock bag… Then use a chopstick to divide… Kind of nice if you add spices first. Fold… Then freeze… Break off individual patties as needed…

Crystal Found Some “Interesting” Fruits, Veggies, Trees & Rocks… You Got A Strange Garden Girl!

He’s Got A Nasty Discharge… Pine Nuts!! I Didn’t Know You Could Tell If Trees Were Male Or Female…

Mellow Music For Your Monday… My Favorite Things – John Coltrane… Enjoy…

IMHO… One Of The Greatest Recordings In Music History… John Coltrane – My Favorite Things Found at bee mp3 search engine

Better Than Panasonic… Trust Us!

Translation Not Required*… Amen Brother!

*Just in case… “Beer is good… Says the Doctor” 

Perhaps A Different Kind Of Waterboarding?… Or Literal Beer Goggles?.. Either Way… Gotta Be Uncomfortable

Lord Grant Me… I Am DEFINITELY Making A Bumper Sticker…

Taking Off The Costume… Japanese TV … Amazing.

It starts slow… But is worth every minute!

Live Action “Matrix”

Let’s See Blue’s Clues or Doodle Bops Tackle Toilet Training…