Category: Essays

I Shed A Few For Tim Russert Today…

Our Last Real Reporter Is Gone…  Politicians Everywhere Are Secretly Rejoicing… I always felt that “Meet The Press” was one of the very few places that you actually could watch the Crooks, Liars, Zealots, Leaders and Loonies of the World actually do  just that. Tim was real practitioner of the art of the fourth estate. […]

Sunday June 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information | No Comments »

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Indiana Republican Party Chairman Gets Jail For Oral Rape…On Several Men…

The Republican Party Hosts So Many Homosexual Related Scandals…. That They Are Not Subject To A Class Action LawSuit By Respectable Homosexuals Everywhere Is Beyond Me… Former Clark County Republican Party Chair Glenn Murphy Jr. faces a two-year prison sentence after pleading guilty Thursday morning to criminal deviate conduct, a class B felony, for performing […]

Sunday June 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

Mad Cabbie Is Speaking His Mind…

When the story of the disgraced New York’s ex governor Eliot Spitzer broke I wasn’t surprised at all. It’s not that I knew about his rendezvous with high priced hookers, but it’s due to my long experience of driving hookers to men with and without power. Let me break it down for you ladies, if […]

Thursday May 29th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

It’s Bloggers Unite For Human Rights Day… In My Own Warped Way…. I’m Putting My 2¢ Worth In…

I just heard about this on CNN this morning… I’m afraid I’ll probably not get a decent Rant or Essay up in time because I’m too addle brained to rush something intelligent together without thinking long and hard on it first… But I want to show my support ASAP. HERE GOES… I’d like to point […]

Thursday May 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Any Body Wanna Buy A Min Pin?

My buzzard of a brother Eddie talked me into getting the wife a Miniature Pinscher for our anniversary… Naturally… He sold me the dog at a “discount”… Plus the cost of flying the little bugger from FL to AZ. When he got here he was the cutest little thing … All chocolate with green eyes… […]


Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and […]

Thursday May 8th, 2008 in Essays, Information | No Comments »

Do Your Electronics Have A “Kill Switch” Buried In Them?… Or Worse?

Can the Government Shut Down Your Computer And Cell Phone Just By Broadcasting A Signal? Even worse… could our military be crippled by off the shelf electronics made in foreign countries that have secret “Trojan Horse” software built in? There’s a growing worry at the Pentagon and within government circles that millions of computers, cell […]

Sunday May 4th, 2008 in Essays, Information | No Comments »

Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…

I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ’07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years… And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my […]

Are You Still Using An Older Mac?.. Seems Like Lots Of People Do… I Do Too…

I ran into an article over at MacUser that got me to looking around the old Rat’s Nest… Even though there are relatively modern Macs at my house… We keep and maintain a few older Macs that just won’t give up the ghost… The oldest one we run regularly came off the assembly line in […]

I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…

Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks. LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR… If you are an […]

Friday April 18th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up

How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?! I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out […]

Songbird Is Here… Mozilla Gives iTunes It’s First Real Competition…

Seems that the good folks who make FireFox have come up with a music browser they’ve named Songbird that they think will give iTunes a run… Now I like FireFox… A lot… In fact LCO is made to work best with FireFox and users of FireFox 2 are the highest percentage of visitors to LCO […]

Thursday April 10th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Essays, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

How Modern Civilization May End… Is Our Complexity Our Doom?..

Fred over at GoodShit was kind enough to put up an article that many of us wouldn’t otherwise see… I’ve been railing about this particular part for years… We’re currently seeing the results of having idiots run our economy and nations… I got thrown out of a high level meeting a few years back when […]

Monday April 7th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

JUST A MOM??? Jean Sent This One…

A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk ‘s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. ‘What I mean is ,’ explained the recorder, ‘do you have a job or are you just a……?’ ‘Of course I have a job,’ snapped the […]

Friday April 4th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Maybe It’s Time To Hit The Bank This Weekend And Bring A Little Cash Home… Just In Case Monday Turns Into A Blood Bath…

The near-collapse of US investment giant Bear Stearns and its Federal Reserve bailout on Friday stoked fears that the worst is not over. Bear Stearns, so far the hardest hit by the collapse of the US subprime mortgage market, said it was getting an emergency loan from JPMorgan Chase backed by the Federal Reserve after […]

Saturday March 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

This Translates Into (Much) Higher Food Prices For You And Me…

America’s largest chicken processor has announced major Plant Closings due to the high cost of chicken feed… It seems that the oil companies have decided to offer the farmers a higher price for their corn than the feed manufacturers… This Story is from Jan 2007… Things have gotten worse since then… A lot worse. Here’s […]

Saturday March 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Bandaged Balls…

Wanna Know Why??? So… I’m sitting at the dining room table at 1:30a.m. trying to post a few goodies for all the fine, fine folks who drop by LCO to be entertained for a minute or so… I’m in a pair of droopy boxers… I’m sitting on the edge of the chair… My “Huevos” are […]

On The Economy…

What the Fed Chairman Would Say If He Told the Truth courtesy of Think or Twim

Friday March 7th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Huckabee and McCain… Clinton And Obama… Facts And Comparisons… An LCO Exclusive…

All Of The Politicians And Pundits Have Stocked Up On Loads And Loads Of: So… This is how the media is portraying the Democratic race… Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Here’s How Your Friendly Neighborhood FourEyes Sees It When It Comes To Our Candidates… Obama… A Sweet Treat… Attractive… Tasty… Comforting… Something We All Look Forward […]

Tuesday February 26th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Ralph Nader Announces A Presidential Bid For 2008… FuzzNutts Strikes Again!!!

Damned if you can convince me that Ralphie Boy isn’t a paid Republican operative… What an egotistical misguided megalomaniacal mindf*cker!! This schmuck claims fame as the guy who made America’s roads safe when all he did was ruin the country’s first serious run at fuel efficient and sensible cars… We’ve never caught up with the […]

Monday February 25th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Insults, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Caroline Kennedy Stumps For Obama… Is It Just Me?… Or Does She Seem Very, Very Sad…

She says “People keep telling her” that Obama reminds them of her father… I’m sure she doesn’t look at him and “see”… or “feel” JFK… Caroline is about my age… I was a little boy when JFK died… She has admitted that her kids influenced her to back Obama… So I expect she’s doing what […]

Sunday February 3rd, 2008 in Essays, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you […]