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Testing Bulletproof Vests… The Hard Way…

You shoot me… Then I shoot you… Deal?

How They Cleaned Up The JFK International Airport Luggage Debacle…

JFK Airport Loses Everyone’s Luggage

Comments On The Russia / Georgia Kerfluffle…

This article on HuffPo speaks pretty closely to what’s going on over in the old Soviet territories… The comments are intelligent and insightful too. Example: Sundialsvc4 See Profile I’m a fan of this user As far as America is concerned, much depends on “what do you want, and how badly do you want it?” Right […]

10 Quotable Quotes… Have Fun With ‘Em…

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. – A. Einstein Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. – A. Einstein The world is a dangerous place to live, not because […]

How’s About A Balcony Smokehouse?

This Lady Loses It Because She Hit A Bird…

This poor lady loses her mind because a bird flew in front of her car and got itself mortally wounded… I wonder what she’d do if’n she killed a squirrel?

Amen Brother!!

Some Signs You Should Become Familiar With…

No pyromaniacs allowed. If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gate of Hell. Don’t go there. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Watch This Bird Give Sir David Attenborough The Bird…

A Prehistoric Frilled Shark Caught Off Japan… Looks Like My Ex Mother-In-Law…

And I Thought “Soap-On-A-Rope” Was Bad…

Let’s See If Weener Kleener Soap Gives Soap-On-A-Rope A Run For It’s Money On Father’s Day. One size fits most… Do you get your money back if it doesn’t fit? 

Is Eating Fish Good For You?..Even If It’s A Mutant Fish?

Then Again… If It’s Got Two Mouths… It’s Easier To Catch… Right?

Very Cool Sculptures Made From Old Tires…

“Invisibility Cloak” Now Much Closer To Reality…

Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible. Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects. The findings, […]

Bernie Mac – 1957 – 2008 – R.I.P.

Bernie Mac was one of those comedians that carried on a legacy… He was of that breed of comic that was considered to be “Raw”… The angry cussing, misogynistic, in-your-face, downright hilarious comic that said what we all wanted to say but we’re too damn wussy to do. I don’t think there’s anyone in the […]

The Tree Man Of Indonesia…

It’s Amazing the things that can afflict a human being… This poor man is covered with growths that make him look like half man – half tree. Fortunately… People have stepped forward to help him get some surgery to remove some of the growths…. And Now He’s Getting Better… See and Read More HERE

Isaac Hayes – 1942-2008… R.I.P.

So many people are remembering this man as a cartoon voice actor… But anyone who lived through the 1970′s will know him as a music master of unparalleled talent… An awful lot of today’s musicians owe their sound and style to him… “Hot Buttered Soul” and “To Be Continued” were prizes of my album collection […]

This Site Shows Tokyo After The Apocalypse…

See More HERE

AIDS Awareness… Get It?

Can’t Say I’ve Ever Really Looked At It This Way… But This Works For Me. Y’all Be Careful Out There This Weekend!

The Camel Girl…

Ella Harper was born in Hendersonville, Tennessee in 1873 – Ella was born with an unusual orthopedic condition resulting in knees that bent backwards. The nature of this unusual affliction is exceedingly rare and relatively unknown, however most modern medical types would classify her condition and a very advanced form of congenital genu recurvatum – […]

Truth In Advertising… If I Saw This Stuff On The Shelf… I’d Buy It.

This Has Been A Favorite Saying Of Mine For Many Years…

“A Friend Will Help You Move… But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body” – TheFourEyes – c.1976 These types of friend are few and far between… And more precious than gold. 

I Know What I’m Gonna Be For Halloween…

Cameltoes…

Don’t Have A Camel toe Of Your Own?… Get One Here… Click to Enlarge

New McCain Ad… This One Is A WTF!?!?…

I Am Not… Repeat… Am Not A Paris Hilton Fan… But I Don’t Get It… WTF Does This Girl Have To Do With The Campaign? Most Hated Woman In America?.. Like I Said… WTF?!? This Is Just Sick… I‘m Not Sure I Want The Grumpy Old Bastard Who Yells ” Get The Hell Offa My […]