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Alf’s Been Snapping Pics Around Bangkok…

 CorkScrew-Balloon has a whole bunch of great shots of an area that’s tucked away in Bangkok… Think We Can Google Earth These? See More HERE

I Shed A Few For Tim Russert Today…

Our Last Real Reporter Is Gone…  Politicians Everywhere Are Secretly Rejoicing… I always felt that “Meet The Press” was one of the very few places that you actually could watch the Crooks, Liars, Zealots, Leaders and Loonies of the World actually do  just that. Tim was real practitioner of the art of the fourth estate. […]

Legal Drugs Kill More People Than Illegal Drugs…

I’ve groused about Dr’s maybe trying to kill me with prescrptions more than once…  The Florida report analyzed 168,900 deaths statewide. Cocaine, heroin and all methamphetamines caused 989 deaths, it found, while legal opioids — strong painkillers in brand-name drugs like Vicodin and OxyContin — caused 2,328. Drugs with benzodiazepine, mainly depressants like Valium and […]

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Indiana Republican Party Chairman Gets Jail For Oral Rape…On Several Men…

The Republican Party Hosts So Many Homosexual Related Scandals…. That They Are Not Subject To A Class Action LawSuit By Respectable Homosexuals Everywhere Is Beyond Me… Former Clark County Republican Party Chair Glenn Murphy Jr. faces a two-year prison sentence after pleading guilty Thursday morning to criminal deviate conduct, a class B felony, for performing […]

A Few Facts About Death And Dying…

When an Australian Bushman died, his body was lowered into a grave where a special kind of gravedigger awaited it. This person’s job was to slice up the corpse and hand out bits of the flesh to the mourners. The order in which the relatives partook of the feast was strictly prescribed. A mother ate […]

A Gallery Of Real Phone Sex Operators… Didja Ever Wonder?

Go HERE… And Enjoy.

Big Millipede… Real Big Millipede… Really Big Millipede.

Not Sure I Like Millipedes…. Wondering If I’d Have A Stroke If This Millipede Crawled On Me… Yeah.  Probably.

A Lotta People’s PostSecret…

The Devil Is In The Details….

I Don’t Think George Really Wanted An Apology…

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Geek Gang Signs… I Roll With The “East Side Ubuntu Krewe”

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

PETA… Finally Getting My Support…

Google Is So Very Helpful…

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Retirement Home Orgy… Eeeewww!

I Don’t Know How True This Is… But The Weekly World News Is Right Up There With CNN… click to enlarge

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?

Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!? This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets! They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS! They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did! FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR […]

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

Where in Blazes Can You Find A Decent Wiccan On a Tuesday Nite?… That Hasn’t Already Seen National Treasure 2?

I need a Brew Brewed up that’ll lower my lofty diastolic… I brewed up a fair pot of somethin’ slightly more sinful than sassafras last night and survived the whole day without busting my boiler… But the pressure’s going up and mama feels like I shouldn’t be digging up the dear departed critters just cause […]

I Just Watched WWDC 2008… I Can Now Get A 3G iPhone For $199…

Watch It HERE Get Your iPhone HERE  They Got A White One!

I’ve decided to make my own Blood Pressure Medicine

Sitting here with a fuzzy mind and a slight ache in the back of the neck was briefly interrupted by a ripping case of heart burn that 2 alka seltzer and 4 tums barely put a dent into… Well… I’m not sittin here and waiting to have a heart attack or a friggin stroke… Sure….I […]

Plays The Kazoo With Her Wazoo…

Funny Videos

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!!