Category: Information

If You Were A Kid Between 1930 and 1970…

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on […]

Sunday May 18th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Hugging Tigers… Not Smart But Exhilarating!

I’ve got a picture around here somewhere of me doing this… In Fact It Was On The First Date I Went On With My Wife… No Wonder She Married Me! Brave and Stupid! See More HERE

Chinese Spy ‘Slept’ In U.S. for 2 Decades…

Doesn’t This Remind You Of The Movie Telefon ? So there you go Mr. Bill Gates… Lets Get Some More B1-B visas rolling here… Let’s fill those high tech jobs with foreign  engineers!! Chi Mak From the Washington Post Prosecutors called Chi Mak the “perfect sleeper agent,” though he hardly looked the part. For two […]

Saturday May 17th, 2008 in Information, Insults, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men…

I can personally vouch for this theory… When I’m walking about with my other half… We get the strange looks that say…” This Guy Sure Got Lucky!” But I will admit that my motives were a bit selfish… I figured if I could land someone that would age well… I wouldn’t have to ultimately settle […]

Saturday May 17th, 2008 in Information | No Comments »

Six Nasty Diseases…

See Them HERE

Friday May 16th, 2008 in Information | No Comments »

Our George III Has Finally Lost His Mind…

What kind of coincidence is it that England’s George III succumbed to madness and the government did backflips trying to hide it… And now America’s George III wanders off to celebrate the founding of a nation and indulges his wild apocalyptic fantasies by waving the spectre of one A. Hitler around in order to bash […]

It’s Bloggers Unite For Human Rights Day… In My Own Warped Way…. I’m Putting My 2¢ Worth In…

I just heard about this on CNN this morning… I’m afraid I’ll probably not get a decent Rant or Essay up in time because I’m too addle brained to rush something intelligent together without thinking long and hard on it first… But I want to show my support ASAP. HERE GOES… I’d like to point […]

Thursday May 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Worst Kind Of Spam?… Chain Letters!

I know there’s a special place in Hell for all the jerks and hucksters trying to make my pee-pee bigger and cure my every ailment… And I don’t worry about them so much because my spam filters work pretty OK… But what about my close friends who forward me those obnoxious, bullying chain letters that […]

Thursday May 15th, 2008 in Information, Rants | No Comments »

Out Of The Mouths Of Drunks…

“People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.” “That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.” “Alcoholism is the only disease they yell at you for having.”  “I […]

Now That’s What I Call Irony!

 Do You Think Ol’ FuzzNutts Is Gonna Refuse Service? For People Who Could Be Blamelessly Slacking Off… They Seem Pretty Concerned With Saving A Person Who Would Sooner See Them Dead … I Would Love To Interview Him Today…

Try And Translate This One…

You Corpulent, Microphallic Cacafuego!… Your many Buncombes prove you to be a Ninnyhammer and Coccydyniac Fiest.. Your Hircismus is killing me!… Begone! Before I Bescumber you! You Can Find The Translation …HERE Or You Can Highlight It Just Below Here: You Fat, Tiny Dick Blowhard!… All Your Bullshitting proves that you’re an Idiotic, Pain in […]

Tuesday May 13th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Insults | No Comments »

Funny Signs Found In Thailand…

From ThaiVisa Forum At Least The Hostages Are Beautiful… Porn is a very common name… As opposed to leaving them on the floor.. . All Photos Courtesy Of ThaiVisa Forums

132 Countries Have Visited LCO In The Last 225 Days… Thank You.

Today LCO posted it’s 20th country with over 100 visitors… Thank You South Africa! It’s A Bit Of A Shock To See How Popular We Are In Iceland… Ég elska þig So far… You nice people have clicked here almost 54.000 times since last September. I started this thing as a way to vent my […]

Food Prices Rising… Big Companies Say “You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”…

From MarketWatch.com “We can’t raise prices fast enough to keep up with the rising cost of our inputs,” Tyson CEO Richard Bond said in a conference call last week. His company’s chicken business posted a whopping $61 million operating loss for the quarter ended March 31. Added Pilgrim’s Pride CEO Clint Rivers: “As a direct […]

Monday May 12th, 2008 in Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Ever Heard Of Grocery Barrel?

This Particular One is $249.00 Get Them HERE

Monday May 12th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Information | No Comments »

No Real Posts For Sunday, May 11, Tough Day!

Feels like some kind of bug has gotten a foothold on me… I feel like I’ve been in a truck accident… Hope it’s only one of those 24 hour things… Mama’s been miserable for days though… She felt it was only fair that she share with me. Here’s a few links… And don’t forget the […]

Sunday May 11th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Think Gasoline Is Expensive?

Diet Snapple @ 16 oz $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea @ 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Gatorade @ 20 oz $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice @ 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid @ 12 oz $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon Vick’s Nyquil @ […]

Saturday May 10th, 2008 in Information, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Amen Brother…

Saturday May 10th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants | No Comments »