Out Of The Mouths Of Drunks…
- “People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.”
- “That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.”
- “Alcoholism is the only disease they yell at you for having.”
- “I don’t hide inside the bottle. The bottle hides inside me.”
- “A hangover is just Beer’s way of reminding you you shouldn’t have stopped.”
- “If you want something you’ll have to speak up. I can understand Drunk all day long but I’m not fluent in Shit Head.”
- “You better stop drinking because you’re getting blurry.”
- “I’m afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.”
- “If you want to drink all day, you gotta start early.”
- “Let’s drink ‘til we can’t feel feelings anymore.”
Cool Stuff, Information, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes May 14, 2008
