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Never Though Of It That Way… Frogs… We Need ‘Em…

Food vs. Edible Foodlike Substances…

Michael Pollan points out that companies make less money on “Real” food as opposed to the high prices manufacturers are asking for highly processed “Edible Foodlike Substances”. Point: Edible Foodlike Substances costs more than Real food. $1.99 for 1 pound of rolled oats. $4.00 for 12 ounces of Cheerios He Also Says A Good Rule […]

If This Idea Catches On…

Ayumi Sends… Is China Ready For The World? – Strange & Funny Signs

On A More Serious Note Regarding China And The Olympics… You May Want A Shot For This…

China steps up fight against virus sickening young kids China announced Wednesday new rules that require health care providers to report all cases of a viral illness that has killed 28 children and sickened thousands in outbreaks across the country.There have been 15,799 cases of hand, foot and mouth disease this year, the official Xinhua […]

Idea For: THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES…

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and […]

A Tree Fell On My House (Seriously!)…Gotta Short Post Today…

These Are Not Pics Of My House… But They Pretty Much Tell The Story… Fortunately… The Tree Mainly Fell Onto The Patio Roof… Big Old Cottonwood… Top Half Snapped Off … Some Kind Of Microburst…. I Need A Chainsaw…

Some Sites That I Stumbled Upon…

Humans Almost Split Into Two Species Worst MySpace Gangsters  Amazing Body Painting  The Book Of Creation  iBypass… (Sneaky!)

Resistance Is Futile…

Oil At $120 A Barrel… Beer Is Officially Cheaper Than Gas…

Something For All The Innocents Depicted In The Hiroshima Post

New Photos Of The Hiroshima Atomic Bombing Aftermath… Very Graphic.

These 10 Pictures were taken by an unknown Japanese photographer and were found in 1945 among rolls of undeveloped film in a cave outside Hiroshima by U.S. serviceman Robert L. Capp, who was attached to the occupation forces… Unlike most photos of the Hiroshima bombing, these dramatically convey the human as well as material destruction […]

Nice Guns… Can You Tell Which Is Real And Which Is Fake?

Hello Kitty Has Graduated To Guns The Top Pistol Is The Only Fake Gun Shown… Read More HERE and HERE and HERE The other cell phones are stun guns See a video of the Cell Phone Gun In Action

Do Your Electronics Have A “Kill Switch” Buried In Them?… Or Worse?

Can the Government Shut Down Your Computer And Cell Phone Just By Broadcasting A Signal? Even worse… could our military be crippled by off the shelf electronics made in foreign countries that have secret “Trojan Horse” software built in? There’s a growing worry at the Pentagon and within government circles that millions of computers, cell […]

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter…

This Man Is My Hero!.. Somebody Get Me His Address… I Want To Send Him Money! PRINT THIS AND HAND IT OUT TO ALL OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO COME CALLING Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to […]

What Do You See?

You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re […]

I Never Got To Throw My Child Off Of A Building… Am I Missing Out On Something?

Memo – From Women To Men…

1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s […]

Hippo Eats A Dwarf… By Accident Of Course!

Professional Advertising… Very Effective!

Daring? … Or Dumb?… Why Women Live Longer Than Men…

These Are Manly Men Doing Manly Things… And They Will Leave Their Womanly Women To Mourn Them… But Not Before Passing On These Fine Skills To Their Sons… You Gotta Admit… This Guy’s Got Balls… This Guy’s A Real Credit To The Gene Pool… See If You Can Get Your Heating & Cooling Guy To […]

Wanna Get Even With Junk Mailers?… Try This…

Use “Postage Paid” Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers! Read How To … HERE

Wouldn’t It Be A Bummer If Every Time You Killed A Brain Cell… You Destroyed A Universe?.. This’ll Do Wonders For My God Complex…

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Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…

I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ’07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years… And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my […]

The Difference Between Men And Women…

A Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 – Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 – Weigh-in… 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 – 9:00 – Breakfast in bed…freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 – Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 – Light work-out at club […]