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Merry Freakin’ Xmas!!!

Been Xmas Shopping?.. Seen These Folks?… Bruce From CT Sends These Doozies… You Laugh At ANY Of These Pics… You Get A Lump Of Coal.

The Effects Of Mass Layoffs On Company Cohesion…

Girls Gone Wild?… Or Just Texting While Driving?…

Print This … And Pass It Out To Your Favorite Enemies…

Is It My Imagination… Or Is There Something Odd About Santa’s Sack This Year???

Ahh… The Sanctity Of Marriage… Charming… Ain’t It?

Sometimes You Just Have To Face Up To The Issues…

Everyone says I’ll feel better for it… So Here Goes… Ya know… That really does feel good!! That Felt So Good I’m Gonna Go One Step Further… I Feel Better Already!!

Real Role Models For America And The World…

Don’t Let Your Kids Grow Up To Be One Of These… 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71,  repeat 71 cannot get a credit […]

Greeting Cards That Reflect Our REAL Feelings…

Proof ThaT Your Children Love You…

On The Plus Side… Mama’s A Really Good Cook…

How To Deal With Men… Written By A Woman.

1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. 2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose. 3. Q. Why do little boys […]

Male Thought Patterns… It Begins At Birth…

Democrats Are Sexier…

How To Talk To Women And Remain Politically Correct…

She is not a babe or chick…she is a breasted American She does not scream or moan..she is verbally appreciative She is not easy…she is horizontally accessible She is not dumb…she took a detour off the information superhighway She has not been around…she is previously enjoyed companion She is not an airhead…she is reality impaired […]

There’s Not Enough Booze In The Solar System To Make Me Want Any Of Those Lips…

English Is Our Only “Lanaguage”… Right?..

Lotto Irony…

Hard To Deny The Disgusting Truth…

She Needs A Fireman To Come In Her Mouth… Because… She’s Got Heartburn.

Daddy’s Little Girls… See What They Get Up To When We’re Not Looking?…

Girls gone failby Attu

If You Get Mad When You Read This… Then You Might Be…

P*ssy Whupped… 1)    When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can’t bring themselves to order 2)    You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat 3)    You look both ways before passing gas 4)    The mother and father like you, […]

Typical Woman’s Purse Contents…

I Feel The Same Way About Gun Ban Nuts… I Need Some Paint…