If You Get Mad When You Read This… Then You Might Be…

P*ssy Whupped…

1)    When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can’t bring themselves to order

2)    You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat

3)    You look both ways before passing gas

4)    The mother and father like you, since you are so damned cute and harmless

5)    You have secret email addresses, Facebook accounts and computers

6)    You get an allowance

7)    When you are together, they drive, work the remote and tell you when you’ve had enough

8)    You refer to your time with your friends as “bonding”

9)    You’ve been to an Ikea for something more than disposable student furniture

10) When you say you need to stay at work late, you really do stay at work late

11) Someone forwarded this to you, and…

12) It made you angry.