1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR […]
If You Don’t Find This Lady Sexy… Something’s Wrong With You!
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Doesn’t This Remind You Of The Movie Telefon ? So there you go Mr. Bill Gates… Lets Get Some More B1-B visas rolling here… Let’s fill those high tech jobs with foreign engineers!! Chi Mak From the Washington Post Prosecutors called Chi Mak the “perfect sleeper agent,” though he hardly looked the part. For two […]
What kind of coincidence is it that England’s George III succumbed to madness and the government did backflips trying to hide it… And now America’s George III wanders off to celebrate the founding of a nation and indulges his wild apocalyptic fantasies by waving the spectre of one A. Hitler around in order to bash […]
“People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.” “That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.” “Alcoholism is the only disease they yell at you for having.” “I […]
Do You Think Ol’ FuzzNutts Is Gonna Refuse Service? For People Who Could Be Blamelessly Slacking Off… They Seem Pretty Concerned With Saving A Person Who Would Sooner See Them Dead … I Would Love To Interview Him Today…
You Corpulent, Microphallic Cacafuego!… Your many Buncombes prove you to be a Ninnyhammer and Coccydyniac Fiest.. Your Hircismus is killing me!… Begone! Before I Bescumber you! You Can Find The Translation …HERE Or You Can Highlight It Just Below Here: You Fat, Tiny Dick Blowhard!… All Your Bullshitting proves that you’re an Idiotic, Pain in […]
This Is Me In The Morning… This Is Me All Day… This Is Me By Evening…, Soooo…
1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s […]
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