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My Wife… PMS Day 1…

For Corey… All Hail Chan!!

We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

  For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my […]

We Are NOT Responsible For Damage To Your Car From Shopping Carts In Our Parking Lot…

Parent Of The Year?… He’s Got My Vote…

Why do we let them breed!?!?

I Said That Last One Gave Me Diarrhea?… This One Made Me Projectile Vomit…

Today’s Insults…

“She’s a brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick…a steamroller with cleats.” – Walter Kerr “If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday.”  – H. L. Mencken I know you’re nobody’s fool… but […]

Personally… I Think We’ve Got Overkill Going On Here…

There’s A Little Christian Love For Ya…

I’m sure he’s REALLY proud of you sweetie…

Do You Know What A Johnny 5 Is?

See The Urban Dictionary to find out. Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one? Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that. Are You an R&S regular? What’s your T Hong count? I admit that D Gas is my usual state… Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *? But seriously… I thought that […]

Is This What We’d Call Irony?

Not sure what his point is… But I think get it….

OK… I’ll Bite… But I’d Rather Have A Burger…

To All My Friends…

I’ve Been Called One Of These … Many Times!

This is what you call proper job interview preparation…

And You Should Be Glad The Cat Likes You!!

A Very Likely Scenario….

Worldwide Disasters….

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Lord Vader Gets His Way …Again

Vice President Dick Cheney has won his battle to withhold records from the public despite efforts by Congress and other critics who say they should be open to scrutiny. The Democrats are conceding defeat. The party’s top investigator in the House of Representatives acknowledges that there is nothing more he can do to force the […]

If You Ask Me… Still Not A Good Deal… I’ll Send You 2 For $5…

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?

Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!? This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets! They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS! They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did! FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR […]

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

Just in case you need more proof that I Am Trapped in a crazy world . . .

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He […]