You are a shockingly dissolute plebeian and a disgusting, congenitally clueless dreck whose natural odor could kill an elephant. – anonymous If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner’s luck! – unknown The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness […]
your father screwed a plant and raised a blooming idiot – unknown You are a precociously unsightly scoundrel and a deplorable, simple-minded proof that God has a disturbed sense of humor. – Mike Here comes those I have done good to against my will. – Shakespeare You know what happens when you assume? You make […]
You are a preposterously foul narcissist and a decadent, mattress-soiling pulp of stultifying inanity. – Unknown You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one. – anonymous Don’t be ignorant all your life, take a day off why don’t you? – Zoidberg I wish I’d known you when you were alive. – Leonard Louis Levinson
I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? – unknown “We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky Your momma’s […]
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right. – unknown She’s got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book. – unknown He’s so ugly, he’d make a freight train take a dirt road! – unknown Every person has the right to […]
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” – Robert Redford “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”-Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain You are a precociously subliterate parasite and a vapid, disease-ridden cause of wailing and gnashing […]
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” Abraham Lincoln “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop
Your brain cells are on the Endangered Species list – Ronnie Your momma’s so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D. – anonymous His garments are rich but he wears them not handsomely. – Shakespeare Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair. – anonymous […]
You wouldn’t know Up from Down if you had three guesses. – Al in San Francisco Trying to get something of value out of your posts is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. – MacAddict You pole-smoking, brother-humping, panty-licking, pus-gobbling, zit-nibbling, wank-brained scuzzbucket! – Mike from GA If you ever become […]
Of all the people I’ve met you’re certainly one of them. – unknown She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face. – unknown The finest woman that ever walked the streets.- Mae West You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard, that is – anonymous
What a brazen faced varlet art thou. – Shakespeare I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself. – Unknown There’s two things I really hate about you: your face! – unknown I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high. – Kely from Phoenix
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you’re out of paper! – unknown Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.- anonymous She’s got a body that won’t quit and a brain that won’t start. – unknown
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. – unknown Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. – anonymous He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. – Groucho Marx
You are a grievously witless parasite and a narcissistic, small-minded glob of grease. – Unknown You are a lamentably loathsome peon and a gaudy, all-defiling mass of loathsome repulsiveness. – Anonymous As I told you always, her beauty and her brain go not together. – Shakespeare
I can’t believe so much good stuff got posted back then… No Wonder I Was Sooo Tired! The Whole Month Of April, 2007
This Link Goes To All Of My Posts From: March 5th, 2007 – Through – March 31st, 2007 If I Do Say So Myself… Some Of My Best Stuff.
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