You are a preposterously revolting misdemeanant and a maladjusted, mucous-eating cesspool of putrid effluvium. – unknown You are a monstrously licentious scoundrel and a vacuous, dandruff-eating display of indecency. – unknown You are a monstrously subliterate swine and a ludicrous, bug-eyed arbitrary dereliction of genetics. – unknown When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose some […]
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. – unknown Here’s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! – anon Hi! I’m a human being! What are you? – anonymous How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? – unknown I’d like to see things from your […]
If ignorance were a disability, he’d get the full pension. – Joe from Tucson I’ll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. – ThaiVisa What have we here: a man or a fish, dead or alive ? – Shakespeare You have a good and kind soul. It […]
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for. – Anonymous People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide! – Unknown I believe in respect for the dead; in […]
Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling – in your skull? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don’t you need a license to be that ugly? Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 […]
Your momma’s so dumb she couldn’t read an audio book. – Anon You are a devilishly fiendish misdemeanant and a maladjusted, dandruff-eating buggering bum bandit. – Unknown I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! – anonymous I’m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven’t had it […]
Here’s where we we get out the thesaurus and look up synonyms for “garbage.” – Mike LaSalle (about the movie, Shanghai Knights) You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear. – Mark Twain There goes the famous […]
Looking at some people… Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. – Me Maybe you wouldn’t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren’t intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter – Bobby You have a face that people rub tree branches on […]
“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words” – Anon. “I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works”- Anon. “I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others”- Anon. […]
You are a devilishly lascivious rapscallion and a vapid, cold-hearted mass of neuroses and complexes. – anon My wife’s a hobby horse. – Shakespeare You dipsticked, baboon-groping, armpit-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, wank-faced masked gimp! – unknown Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. – Ivy Compton-Burnett
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. – Robertson Davies If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? – Charles Pierce He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp. – Kate Cruise O’Brien Women want mediocre […]
“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky Your momma’s so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth. – anonymous Why, thou clay brained guts, thou […]
He has not so much brain as ear wax. – Shakespeare You pot-smoking, cattle-molesting, latex-slurping, pus-gobbling, pimple-chewing, butt-headed lunkhead! – Al from TX to his brother Red The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish! – anonymous I would not want to put him in charge of snake control […]
Your momma’s so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. -anon Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested. – Me Whom am I calling “stupid”? I don’t know. What’s your name? – unknown I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. – Irvin S. Cobb
If we took his tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. – anonymous Your momma’s so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks. – anon You heedless joltheads and unmannered slaves. – Shakespeare Ever […]
You are a dreadfully dissolute blackguard and a disgusting, stench-emitting molester of small furry animals. – unknown You are a woefully vile swine and a narcissistic, soul-destroying conglomerate of intellectual constipation. – unknown You are a miserably indecent fiend and a miserable, congenitally clueless abomination of humanity. -unknown You are a shockingly uncouth barbarian and […]
You are a woefully loathsome simpleton and a gluttonous, soul-destroying offense to all of good taste and decency. – anon O, ho, monster. – Shakespeare … I wonder if this means what I think it means… Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you? – […]
You are the world’s greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. – anonymous You’ve got a big hole in your head, now shut it – Denise When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. – Jacque Thou lump of foul deformity. – Shakespeare
You are an incalculably insufferable imbecile and a myopic, mucous-eating curse on society. – anonymous We all spring from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough. – Allen If you ever tax your brain, don’t charge more than a penny. – unknown Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet. …We Americans suffer from […]
Your momma’s so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company. -unknown Your momma’s so fat she got hit by a truck and asked “Who threw that rock?” – unknown Your momma’s so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. – unknown Your momma’s so old she knew Mr Clean […]
You are a devilishly fiendish degenerate and a maladjusted, blood-freezing proof that evolution can go in reverse. – unknown You are an irredeemably unsightly libertine and a revolting, mucous-eating inflicter of misery on all who cross your path. – unknown I’d like to break the monotony; where’s your weakest point? – unknown Don’t let your […]
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn’t like you… But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. – unknown Maybe you wouldn’t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your brain cells weren’t on the Endangered Species list – unknown You are a devilishly indecent pervert and […]
The Anti-Moron software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. – Thaivisa God and good men hate so foul a liar. – Shakespeare Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? – Alice Elliot He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of […]
When they made you, they broke the mold – and beat the mold maker with the pieces. – anonymous You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say “Huh?” – anonymous Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.- Josh Billing While he was not dumber than an ox he was […]
I’d get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another post from you. – Thaivisa Your momma’s so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized. – unknown Your momma’s so fat when she walks her butt claps. – unknown If I told you that I […]
| S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Apr | ||||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | |||
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
Tandil Wordpress Theme designed by Wp Themes Planet and proudly powered by WordPress