Today’s Insults

You are a shockingly dissolute plebeian and a disgusting, congenitally clueless dreck whose natural odor could kill an elephant. – anonymous

If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner’s luck! – unknown

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth – pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What’s more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. – P.J. O’Rourke, Holidays in Hell

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? – Shelly

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