Category: Jokes

We’re Cutting Your Social Security Check… Not If She Can Help It!!

NSFW… Language… NSFW This lady takes no guff from ANYONE! Listen HERE

Tuesday May 6th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

The Preacher Is Leaving…

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a […]

Tuesday May 6th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »

I Guess It’s Time To Do Some Yardwork*…

Not really my yard* I let It Go a Little Too Far Last Year*… *not really my yard I Don’t Want To Be Singled Out Like This Lady….  A WOMAN has been evicted for letting weeds and brambles in her garden grow so high they can be seen from space on Google Earth. View from […]

Monday May 5th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Teenage Boy Gets What’s Coming To Him…

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Either Way… The Fish Is Toast…

Talk About Being Between A Rock And A Hard Place…

Sunday May 4th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Memo – From Women To Men…

1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s […]

Saturday May 3rd, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Insults, Jokes | No Comments »

Pumping Iron…

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Saturday May 3rd, 2008 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Videos | No Comments »

Wanna Get Even With Junk Mailers?… Try This…

Use “Postage Paid” Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers! Read How To … HERE

The Difference Between Men And Women…

A Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 – Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 – Weigh-in… 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 – 9:00 – Breakfast in bed…freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 – Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 – Light work-out at club […]

Wednesday April 30th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Jokes… We Got ‘Em!

The Proper Way To Come Home Drunk  Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.  I shut off […]

Wednesday April 30th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »

The Alligator Bar Bet…

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops […]

Sunday April 27th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »