These Little Folks Go Completely Bonkers! Little Laughing Guy Had Me Looking Under The Bed Last Night…
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“I find the easiest way to check the gender is just to flip ‘em over like this. You’ll wanna hold ‘em with both hands so they don’t kick you.”
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. - Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Rodney Dangerfield There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the […]
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty” “Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.” “I’ve often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness… is me.” “I […]
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Ding!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table […]
George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush, “Our largest condom factory has exploded. They are my people’s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!” “Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied President Bush. “I do […]
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon […]
Like a lot of people (including NASA)… I thought that this was a legit pic… So I posted it HERE… Turns out it was created by an artist named Inga Nielson… You can see her stuff HERE … Even better… You Too can create fantastic landscapes with the same program Inga uses… It’s called Terragen™ […]
The officer said, “Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. as a citizen” Pedro said, “I am ready.” The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green.” Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister […]
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