Citizenship Test… This One Ain’t Very PC… But It Cracked Me Up!… Besides.. It Came From My Friend Juan=

The officer said, “Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.

Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. as a citizen”

Pedro said, “I am ready.”

The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green.”

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Officer, I am ready.”

The officer said, “Go ahead.”

Pedro said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Pedro.”

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you!

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