Category: Just Plain Silly

Stories From Travel Agents… The Lady Wants To Fly To Pepsi-Cola

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the […]

Wednesday July 16th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Want The U.S. Government To Bail YOU Out And Pay Your Debts?… Here’s How…

From 23/6  With news that the U.S. Treasury is getting the go-ahead to use billions of federal dollars to guarantee the debts held by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, many Americans can’t help but wonder, “What’s so damn special about those two companies? I have debt too. How can I get the government to shore […]

Wednesday July 16th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

New Yorker Obama Cover… If I Wasn’t NY Nutty Myself… I’d Be Offended…

I admit that it looks bad… real bad… Like the New Yorker is taking a heck of a swipe at the Obama’s… And I expect there to be some serious backlash on this… But I’m pretty sure it’s just snarky NYC style sarcasm… But since this one is pushing the envelope even for this artist(Barry […]

Pick Your Poison…

Note To The New Yorker… Now That’s Sarcasm!!

Gas Now Cheaper Than Heroin….

With oil prices soaring over $130 a barrel, the average driver now spends more per week on gas than the average drug addict spends on heroin, according to a study published in the latest issue of the scientific journal, The Economics Of Street Drugs. “This is definitely a first in the history of street drugs,” […]

My Ex In-Laws…

In case you’re confused… The one in the middle with the big mace would be the mom-in-law… Are Ex In-Laws Called Out-Laws?!?

Segway S.W.A.T…

I don’t know  if this is real or PhotoShopped… Can’t for the life of me figure out how this is practical though…

Saturday July 12th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

10 Facts Of Life…

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will. The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. To spot the expert, pick the one who […]

This Is What I Call Some Serious Makeovers…

I Also Call This Serious Cases Of False Advertisement… Some Poor Schmuck Marries Her And The Kids Look Like The Real Her… He’s Gonna Think Somebody Was Fooling Around Or That They Switched Babies At The Hospital!! The Real Question Is… Can You Sue For False Advertisement? One More For The Road!!…

Heard At A Workers Comp Trial…

My head injuries have created a permanent increase in libido which has led to two affairs and has ruined my marriage. I chipped my tooth on a cookie while visiting a customer. I ran down the steps and when I got to the end, my feet wouldn’t stop. In performing the job of which I […]

Friday July 11th, 2008 in Information, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Does Your Keyboard Look Like This?…

Do You Type Like This?… Here’s Somebody’s Chia Pet Keyboard… Do Those Look Like Pot Plants?… Here’s Some Tips On How To Clean The Silly Things…

Book Your Lady A Week At The Vagina Spa…

Read More HERE First came the “medical spa,” or medi spa, offering dermatology services in a retail setting. The medi spa begat the dental spa, bringing tooth bleaching to storefronts nationwide. The dental spa begat the podiatry spa. And now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman’s […]

We’re Not That Different…

Did You Stumble Here?  If You Like This… Check Out The Rest Of Los Cuatro Ojos… Vote Your StumbleUpon Like Or Dislike For The Other Entries! 

Buy Your Kid A Demon Doll…

WARNING…. Travel To This Site At Your Own Risk… My Opinion Is That It’s More Of A Tongue-In-Cheek Type Site Than A “real” Satanic Site… But If You’re Easily Offended… THEN DON’T GO THERE!!

Fox News Stoops To New Low… Alters Photos Regularly…

Apparently… It’s not a good move to say anything in any way critical about Fox News… According to Media Matters Fox regularly “adjusts” pictures of people they find objectionable… I thought that that sort of thing went out the window when Time Magazine got caught messing with OJ’s mug shot. Read More HERE Fair and […]