Gas Now Cheaper Than Heroin….

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With oil prices soaring over $130 a barrel, the average driver now spends more per week on gas than the average drug addict spends on heroin, according to a study published in the latest issue of the scientific journal, The Economics Of Street Drugs.

“This is definitely a first in the history of street drugs,” said study author Mallory Fulbright. “It’s incredible – heroin users are now spending more on gas to drive to their dealers to buy drugs than they are for the actual drugs. And with gas prices constantly climbing, the gap is just going to get wider and wider.

“I hate to say it, but this is the first time in American history that it’s actually made sound economic sense to be a heroin addict,” Fulbright added.

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