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Come To Think Of It… I Think I Must Be A Lesbian Too…

I like sex with women… I Find Males Not Sexually Attractive… My Goodness!… I’m A Lesbian Too!!!

Is This A Terrorist Attack?

Legal Drugs Kill More People Than Illegal Drugs…

I’ve groused about Dr’s maybe trying to kill me with prescrptions more than once…  The Florida report analyzed 168,900 deaths statewide. Cocaine, heroin and all methamphetamines caused 989 deaths, it found, while legal opioids — strong painkillers in brand-name drugs like Vicodin and OxyContin — caused 2,328. Drugs with benzodiazepine, mainly depressants like Valium and […]

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Indiana Republican Party Chairman Gets Jail For Oral Rape…On Several Men…

The Republican Party Hosts So Many Homosexual Related Scandals…. That They Are Not Subject To A Class Action LawSuit By Respectable Homosexuals Everywhere Is Beyond Me… Former Clark County Republican Party Chair Glenn Murphy Jr. faces a two-year prison sentence after pleading guilty Thursday morning to criminal deviate conduct, a class B felony, for performing […]

Hmmmm… No Comment.

I Don’t Think George Really Wanted An Apology…

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Sometimes… Even Being The Biggest, Baddest Crocagator In The Lake Isn’t Enough…

Geek Gang Signs… I Roll With The “East Side Ubuntu Krewe”

Mirror, Mirror On The Mall…

It Was Colonel Mustard All Along…

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

Who Ate The Last Friggin’ Jelly Donut?!?

Google Is So Very Helpful…

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Retirement Home Orgy… Eeeewww!

I Don’t Know How True This Is… But The Weekly World News Is Right Up There With CNN… click to enlarge

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?

Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!? This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets! They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS! They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did! FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR […]

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

Where in Blazes Can You Find A Decent Wiccan On a Tuesday Nite?… That Hasn’t Already Seen National Treasure 2?

I need a Brew Brewed up that’ll lower my lofty diastolic… I brewed up a fair pot of somethin’ slightly more sinful than sassafras last night and survived the whole day without busting my boiler… But the pressure’s going up and mama feels like I shouldn’t be digging up the dear departed critters just cause […]

Plays The Kazoo With Her Wazoo…

Funny Videos

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!!

I’m Home Kids!… I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bush, Cheney and Wolfowitz… When Ann Coulter Busts In And Sucks Down All The Bong Water…

I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It…

How I Ended Up In The Cardiac Ward… Says I…

I’m getting a heart catheterization… Wednesday. They’ll strap me down like a death row inmate and pump me full of a slightly radioactive fluid… But woe is me!  I don’t get the knock out drops before the lethal concoction flows. On the other hand… I get to look the Dr. in the eye with an […]

Just in case you need more proof that I Am Trapped in a crazy world . . .

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He […]