The Doctors sat they need to do lots and lots of “tests” to pin down the cause of my high blood pressure and chest pains… I think they’re milking the insurance company. But they’re doing a fine job of keeping me doped up. They say they’ll be sending me home tomorrow… That was Thursday… And […]
Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark… Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in […]
Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead. 1. What Berlin wall? 2. Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the […]
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR […]
Cat Likes Being Beat… Comes Back For More…
A Chinese couple are distraught after their three year old daughter threw their savings out of the window of their 17th floor flat. The little girl threw the equivalent of $1300 out of the window of their rented apartment in Shenzen while her parents were asleep. “When I woke up, she wasn’t beside me, and […]
When I Posted These Pics… I Wondered What That Lady’s View Of Herself Was… Now I Know…
This Is A Strange Type Of AAA …
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using […]
What happens when it rains? And why in the hell would somebody pick this nasty color?!?
If You Don’t Find This Lady Sexy… Something’s Wrong With You!
Skate board inside a massive pipe?.. Cool! Except for one teensy little detail… Watch. http://view.break.com/409279 – Watch more free videos
I’m not sure my level of determination extends to poop covered public humiliation… Yay!… He ran the race!… He Finished the race!… Big Deal!.. He’s covered with his own sh*t!… But it shows he’s determined!… Yeah… Right. click to enlarge
“Sure…We still get some strange looks from unenlightened people… But we’re living proof that a mixed marriage can work despite what society thinks” – Larry
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