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No Wonder Antarctica Is Melting!

I Can’t Recall Ever Wanting To Do This In Or Out Of A Suit…

Next Time You’re In Finland… Try These Muffins… And Bring Me Some!

This Will Go With Your Muffins…

They’re Taking This Boob Job Thing Too Far… Way Too Much Of A Good Thing…

Out Of The Mouths Of Drunks…

“People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.” “That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.” “Alcoholism is the only disease they yell at you for having.”  “I […]

Now That’s What I Call Irony!

 Do You Think Ol’ FuzzNutts Is Gonna Refuse Service? For People Who Could Be Blamelessly Slacking Off… They Seem Pretty Concerned With Saving A Person Who Would Sooner See Them Dead … I Would Love To Interview Him Today…

The Bollywood Nipple Song… She’s A Butter Head!

Funny Signs Found In Thailand…

From ThaiVisa Forum At Least The Hostages Are Beautiful… Porn is a very common name… As opposed to leaving them on the floor.. . All Photos Courtesy Of ThaiVisa Forums

132 Countries Have Visited LCO In The Last 225 Days… Thank You.

Today LCO posted it’s 20th country with over 100 visitors… Thank You South Africa! It’s A Bit Of A Shock To See How Popular We Are In Iceland… Ég elska þig So far… You nice people have clicked here almost 54.000 times since last September. I started this thing as a way to vent my […]

Any Body Wanna Buy A Min Pin?

My buzzard of a brother Eddie talked me into getting the wife a Miniature Pinscher for our anniversary… Naturally… He sold me the dog at a “discount”… Plus the cost of flying the little bugger from FL to AZ. When he got here he was the cutest little thing … All chocolate with green eyes… […]

These Guys Must Have Been Watching 2 Girls 1 Cup…

Dad REALLY Likes His Bike!!

My Ex Mother – In – Law

Think Gasoline Is Expensive?

Diet Snapple @ 16 oz $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea @ 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Gatorade @ 20 oz $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice @ 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid @ 12 oz $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon Vick’s Nyquil @ […]

Oil At $127 A Barrel…

I Didn’t Know Boobies Could Take That Shape!

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Teletubbies… Bringin’ The Funk

I’ve Gladly Spent The Night With The Green Fairy… I Think I’ll Pass On The Purple Fairy.

Keep ‘Em Rollin’… You Think The Driver Even Knows?

Dennis Rodman’s Latest “Look”

And You Think It’s Irritating When Your Kids Bust In On You…

Ayumi Sends… Is China Ready For The World? – Strange & Funny Signs

Hang In There Soldier… We’ll Get You Home… Soon.

What Time Is It? 12 o’ What?!?!