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Some Thoughts On The Nature Of The Universe…

Albert Einstein: “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

Unknown: “Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.”

Edward P. Tryon: “In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.”

Max Frisch: “Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.”

Kilgore Trout: “The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”

Woody Allen: “I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”

Douglas Adams: “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Rich Cook: “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”