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My Wife Parked This Truck…

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MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE

How Much LSD Does It Take to Kill an Elephant?

Who in their right mind would give a huge dose of a psychotropic substance to an elephant, just to see what happened? Well, the year was 1962, and someone did just that. And, as icing on the cake, they got a Science paper out of it. The Experiment The subject was a 14-year-old male Indian […]

Another Time Waster… An Addictive Little Game.

ESCAPA!

Is This A Real Magazine Cover?

There’s nothing wrong with gays making out in public… but dead people? Is that even legal?

Let’s See Uncle Annie Get Out Of This One!

Ann Coulter on CNBC Show: Jews Need ‘Perfecting’ Appearing on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC show, “The Big Idea,” on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren’t any Jewish people and that they had “perfected” themselves into — Christians. It led Deutsch to suggest that surely he […]

Wizard Of OZ ….The Short Version

If you’re easily offended… Don’t go HERE … Personally… I find  SeeMikeDraw pretty entertaining…

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Why Widows Move To Florida…

Look What Grows On Trees!!!!

From ShootTheStupid.com

A Leprechaun In Mobile, Alabama… The Only Response I Can Come Up With Is … WTF!?! My faith in the continued survival of the human race is definitely, truly being tested. From : ShootTheStupid.com

WOOoo!! Spooky! PhotoShopped!!

Levitating Islands in Bermuda Triangle Observed by Spy Satellite Islands in the Bermuda Triangle were photographed levitating by as much as 10 miles off the surface of the ocean in this recently-declassified image from a U.S. spy satellite. Read MORE at:  The Eco Enquirer 

I Don’t Know… You Tell Me… I’m Speechless!

From Boing Boing TV

A List Of Really Strange Things That Governments Spend Money On.

It’s official: swallowing swords hurts your throat Pioneering research into a “gay bomb” that makes enemy troops “sexually irresistible” to each other has scooped one of this year’s Ig Nobel Prizes. Other winners included work on treating hamster jetlag with impotency drugs, extracting vanilla from cow dung, and the side-effects of sword swallowing. Medicine – […]

Remember me saying that there are some obituaries that I look forward to reading?… Here’s One…

Prosecutor jailed on child sex charges commits suicide J.D. Roy Atchison, the federal prosecutor from Florida who was jailed two weeks ago after allegedly flying to Detroit to have sex with a child, committed suicide, authorities said today. He hanged himself this morning at the federal prison in Milan, where he was taken after trying […]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: “People Get Abortions For Superficial Reasons”

Here at Jezebel Liz is Very, Very sure of herself and stands by her convictions… But looking at the pics… Don’t you think that Babs might think otherwise?

Girlspeak To English Dictionary

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And Furthermore!

What Women Say, What Men Hear, and What Women Really Mean Mankind has been plagued by many things throughout the history of the human race; famine, disease, poverty, and locusts, just to name a few. But never has mankind found a greater challenge than that from womankind. Men are generally incapable of understanding things that […]

Since I’m On A Roll… This One From Grumpy Old Bitches Cracked Me Up!

What’s happening to me? What in the hell was God/Goddess thinking? I mean really? My ass has dropped and spread, while at the same time managed to crawl up my back. My arms flop and sway, and HANG. My thighs, hrumph, I wont go there. READ MORE And THIS ONE had to be sent in […]

This’ll Ruin Your Fishing Trip.

Because of This… Food Is More Expensive… And Now They Don’t Want To Use The Stuff. The Oilmen That Run Our Government Are Very, Very Smart.

Now There’s An Ethanol Glut?! I Thought We Couldn’t Make Enough?! Wasn’t the main argument against ethanol “we can’t make enough to replace gas”? So if that is true, how can we have a glut of the stuff? In 2006 when ethanol was selling on the spot market for $4 a gallon, it was too […]

Bad Directions!

On a plastic orange juice can: “100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.” I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said “No purchase necessary – Details Inside.” Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa. On a television commercial that says it […]

The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums

No time to brush your teeth? No problem – if you’ve got No Time Gum! This multifunctional minty mélange contains tiny granules that scrub your teeth clean as a whistle while you chew. Is this cool, or what? Gum that works as hard as you do while saving you time and, presumably, dentist visits. I […]

248 Ways To Annoy People

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.” 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.” 4.Name your dog “Dog.” 5. Insist […]

Do You See The Face In This Picture?? No Not The Man…

Hint: Lean To the Left… Can’t See It?… Scroll Down… See It?