And Furthermore!

What Women Say, What Men Hear, and What Women Really Mean

Mankind has been plagued by many things throughout the history of the human race; famine, disease, poverty, and locusts, just to name a few. But never has mankind found a greater challenge than that from womankind. Men are generally incapable of understanding things that are seemingly second nature to women, things like love, compassion, and remembering to feed the children. But all hope is not lost- through my years I have learned to translate the things that women say into words that men can understand. This knowledge is invaluable, and I shall bestow it upon you now.



All women look like this when they get older. Fat, pissed off, and wearing an outfit comprised entirely of leather. Run. Run as fast as you can and don’t look back.

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