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Top 10 Coolest Pet Costumes…

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Michael Vick And His Fighting Pit Bulls?… Hah!!.. How About Hyenas?… And Baboons?

Where’s Sgt. Waldo?

Hello? Boss… I Need To Report Little “Incident”…

Don’t You Just Hate Mondays?

I Was Just Checking For Leaks!… Seriously!

Busted!

Check out the guy in the background… How much you wanna bet he put the little monster up to it?

Wanna Buy Some Seeds?… Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

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This Guy Should Be Elected Minister Of Information For FEMA

I Don’t Know… You Tell Me… I’m Stumped

Can’t Understand Why My Daughter Won’t Sleep With Her New Stuffed Toy…

Contradictory Quotes… Something For All The Waffle-ers Out There

1. Look before you leap He who hesitates is lost 2. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again Don’t beat your head against a brick wall 3. Absence makes the heart grow fonder Out of sight, out of mind 4. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today Don’t cross the […]

Is Your Mom Or GrandMa In This Situation?

The Associated Press tells the tale of a woman who rented her phone rather than buy it. She rented it for a very long time, 42 years. Ultimately she paid $14,000 for the privilege! Her family recently discovered this and became angry. They put a stop to the rip-off and replaced her phone with a […]

I Am Definitely A GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE… My Two Youngest Children Are HEBEPHRENIC… I Am A Big Fan Of LIBBERWORT… My Wife Constantly Accuses Me Of MEUPAREUNIA… And I Am Sometimes Guilty Of ONIOCHALASIA.

23 Obscure and Obsolete Words The average adult recognizes 30,000 to 50,000 words, but only uses 10,000 to 15,000. However, there are actually about 1 million words in the English language, some of which – although obscure, forgotten, or rarely used – are worth reviving. BOANTHROPY – A type of insanity in which a man […]

How Many Animals Fit Into One Pair Of Panty Hose?

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it.. Ready? 10 little piggies 2 Calves 1 Ass ????????????? An Unknown Number of Hares And 1… Well… You Know !!

Quotes Regarding The Universe…

Douglas Adams: “There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Edward P. Tryon: “In answer to […]

Properly Pronounced English… Merican Style.

Bar: To take temporarily. “May I bar your eraser?” Dense: A tooth expert. “Yuck!  I have a dense appointment today.” Forced: A large cluster of trees. “Only you can prevent forced fires.” Lays:  The opposite of genmen. “Lays and genmen,…” Lining:  Electrical flash of light.  “We abandoned our picnic when we heard the thunder and […]

It’s Funny Friday!!!

I Swear I Did This Same Thing As A Kid!

Therefore… Viewing this picture has caused me great stress and embarrassment that can only be subsumed by the consumption of a moderately large quantity of alcohol… Good Thing It’s Friday!!!

This Reminds Me Of A Hippopotamus Aggression Yawn…

Top 12 Bumper Stickers

12. I Hate Coffee–It Keeps Me Awake at Work. 11. Suicide is a way of telling God ‘you can’t fire me, I QUIT!’ 10. A fool and his money are soon partying 9. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them 8. I have a problem with drinking… two hands and […]

All Hail Mona “The Hammer” Shaw For Striking A Blow To The Villanous BBB’s!! (Big Business Bastards)

Taking a Whack Against Comcast Mona Shaw Reached Her Breaking Point, Then for Her Hammer By Neely Tucker Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, October 18, 2007; C01 “What the hell, I’m 75,” said Bristow resident Mona Shaw about heading into the Comcast office in Manassas with a hammer and using it on a telephone and […]

We’ve Got Lots Of BIG Dogs… This Happens A Lot At My House!

Famous Fat People

Galen, a first century Roman physician, reported meeting Nichomachus of Smyrna – a man who was so heavy that he could not move nor be moved from his bed. Other ancient texts cite the case of an unnamed Roman senator who was only able to walk when two slaves carried his belly for him, and […]

Monkey to Human Testicle Transplant!!

A surgeon by the name of Serge Voronoff, will live on in medical infamy for performing transplants which, while at the time (late 1800s) were lauded as genius, would eventually disgrace him. Voronoff’s hypothesis was this: hormones, like testosterone produced by the testes, would reverse aging by a process he called “rejuvenation.” One of his […]

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