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Oil At $120 A Barrel… Beer Is Officially Cheaper Than Gas…

Nice Guns… Can You Tell Which Is Real And Which Is Fake?

Hello Kitty Has Graduated To Guns The Top Pistol Is The Only Fake Gun Shown… Read More HERE and HERE and HERE The other cell phones are stun guns See a video of the Cell Phone Gun In Action

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter…

This Man Is My Hero!.. Somebody Get Me His Address… I Want To Send Him Money! PRINT THIS AND HAND IT OUT TO ALL OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO COME CALLING Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to […]

The Kid Already Looks Traumatized…

Daring? … Or Dumb?… Why Women Live Longer Than Men…

These Are Manly Men Doing Manly Things… And They Will Leave Their Womanly Women To Mourn Them… But Not Before Passing On These Fine Skills To Their Sons… You Gotta Admit… This Guy’s Got Balls… This Guy’s A Real Credit To The Gene Pool… See If You Can Get Your Heating & Cooling Guy To […]

Waterboarding 101… See For Yourself…

I’m pretty sure I’d admit that my grandmother was hiding Osama Bin Laden under her bed if I had to go through this… This “Making Of” video shows that they really did put an actor through real waterboarding… He should get a Golden Globe at least… See It HERE OK… Now You’ve Seen It… Is […]

Lord Grant Me… I Am DEFINITELY Making A Bumper Sticker…

This Pic Is To Prepare You For The Next Post…

A Pimp Suit For Your 6 Year Old… From Amazon.com…

For $39.99… You can put your six year old to work as a bonafide pimp… Of course there’s one for the slightly older kid also… at $49.99 Worried About Sending Your Little One Out On The Street Alone?… Not To Worry… Amazon can help you fix up Mom or Big Sis to pull double duty…for […]

He Gets Smiles… I Do The Same Thing… I Get Arrested… Not Fair!

Pedophile TV Host Shows No Shame… Disgusting!

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Higher Food Prices… A Video Report…

See It HERE

Speculators Making Big Money… Driving Up Food Prices… Government Won’t Step In…

Farmers and food executives appealed fruitlessly to federal officials yesterday for regulatory steps to limit speculative buying that is helping to drive food prices higher. Meanwhile, some Americans are stocking up on staples such as rice, flour and oil in anticipation of high prices and shortages spreading from overseas. Their pleas did not find a […]

Does Your Job Make You Feel Like This?…

Nasty, Mean People… Although… Cats Do Taste Like Dark Meat Chicken…

 How do you know what cats taste like FourEyes?… Heh, Heh… I’ll Never Tell!

The Press As Corporate Slaves…

I Once Had A Conversation With A Japanese Man Who Was Thoroughly Convinced That Corporations Trump Countries And That Soon We’d Be Giving Our Allegiance To Companies Rather Than Countries … Kind Of Like Japanese Baseball…

Rice & Flour Shortage Coming To America… Sam’s Club & Costco Already Rationing…

From The N.Y. Sun Major retailers in New York, in areas of New England, and on the West Coast are limiting purchases of flour, rice, and cooking oil as demand outstrips supply. At a Costco Warehouse in Mountain View, Calif., yesterday, shoppers grew frustrated and occasionally uttered expletives as they searched in vain for the […]

President Bush’s View Of The Economy…

I Took My Wife’s Cigarettes!

Goin’ For The Gold… Personally… I’d Rather Watch Dwarf Bowling…

Thank God For MySpace… Somebody Call The Cops…

Guess What’s For Dinner Kids!?!

Yeah… Let’s Boycott China… We’ll Bring ‘Em To Their Knees… NOT!!

PMS and Marriage Explained… Funny!

I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…

Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks. LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR… If you are an […]