In 1921, after a long string of inadequate solutions, a clever but chronically catastrophic chemist named Thomas Midgley developed a fuel additive which eliminated ping problems while increasing fuel efficiency. Though the chemical agent eventually gained worldwide acceptance, it left a rash of psychosis, a trail of bodies, an epidemic of crime, and an irreparably […]
Black-Nosed Buddha A nun who was searching for enlightenment made a statue of Buddha and covered it with gold leaf. Wherever she went she carried this golden Buddha with her. Years passed and, still carrying her Buddha, the nun came to live in a small temple in a country where there were many Buddhas, […]
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: […]
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New study says Hispanics and Asians are acting white Complete with highlighted notes. Courtesy of 236.com
By: Pamela Redmond Satran Via: HuffingtonPost What You Shouldn’t Fear: 1. Ditching a secure cubicle for lower pay and an uncertain future in the job where your heart truly lies. 2. Changing your hair, your church, or your opinion. 3. Sweating, outside the bedroom. 4. Traveling to a place where your cell phone […]
Jamie Leigh Jones, who told her story to ABC News as part of an upcoming “20/20″ investigation, said an examination by Army doctors after the incident showed she had been raped “both vaginally and anally,” but that the rape kit disappeared after it was handed over to KBR security officers. A Houston, Texas woman says […]
This is a portable reader that thieves put over the slot on a real ATM machine… It reads your card on the way into the real slot. It was developed and tested in Russia… Look for it at an ATM near you soon. This is a little camera placed in a brochure holder that is […]
I agree with this statement and can categorically state that some of my most boneheaded endeavors have been beer fueled…. I have come closer to being killed when intoxicated by beer than at any other time… My hard liquor fueled shenanigans have tended to end in puking and misery… Whereas my beer fueled foolishness has […]
I showed these pictures to my wife who is a lifelong Buddhist… The shock and revulsion on her face said it all. Picture your parish priest or your local pastor or your imam or your rabbi or whatever you call your local religious ecclesiastic doing the same. Well… Maybe your pastor or rabbi might get […]
Idiots like this guy seriously smoke my hams… I wish him all the worst that life can dish up… I truly wish that the school bus on his chest was a real one instead of a shirt.
Oh yeah… Let’s set the mideast on fire by going after Iran who as of this year… have zero… none… zilch nukes. While we allow our “ally” to steal his government and hang on by the skin of his teeth while his country shelters Osama and Friends. And Pakistan with a proven nuke capability plus […]
So you’re in the middle of chemotherapy and your insurer says …”Nope… No more for you.” And they give you some chintzy excuse… Some technicality… And then you find out that it was all tied to your adjuster getting a year end bonus! I’m sure your mom’s real proud of you, Ms Adjuster! She helped […]
Yeech! OK… So Barack Obama is a blood relative of Dick Cheney. There… I’ve written it. And I didn’t puke onto my keyboard. Although I did have to throw a way a perfectly good McGriddle sandwich when I first contemplated commenting on it… When I first heard this… I thought… Those GOP’ers have gone one […]
Some people might call me a waffle-er… And I still feel that we are at very high risk of falling under the thumb of certain nations because we’ve traded away our industrial capacity… But this sure deserves a look see. I’m watching PBS about fast food taking over the world and the resultant explosion in […]
I’ve been watching Ken Burn’s “War” series on PBS for a couple of weeks and a thought struck me like a thunderbolt. We (the allies) won the Second World War largely due to this one unmistakable fact… We out manufactured our opponents. America used its enormous capacity to manufacture pleasure goods and necessities and all […]
Why Women Eat Their Young: There are five hung over people in my basement. One is son. Two are son’s friends. Two are son’s friends’ girlfriends. It’s okay to be hung over in my basement. It is not okay to wake me up in the wee hours while you are striving for the hangover. It […]
Taking a Whack Against Comcast Mona Shaw Reached Her Breaking Point, Then for Her Hammer By Neely Tucker Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, October 18, 2007; C01 “What the hell, I’m 75,” said Bristow resident Mona Shaw about heading into the Comcast office in Manassas with a hammer and using it on a telephone and […]
Ann Coulter on CNBC Show: Jews Need ‘Perfecting’ Appearing on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC show, “The Big Idea,” on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren’t any Jewish people and that they had “perfected” themselves into — Christians. It led Deutsch to suggest that surely he […]
Prosecutor jailed on child sex charges commits suicide J.D. Roy Atchison, the federal prosecutor from Florida who was jailed two weeks ago after allegedly flying to Detroit to have sex with a child, committed suicide, authorities said today. He hanged himself this morning at the federal prison in Milan, where he was taken after trying […]
Now There’s An Ethanol Glut?! I Thought We Couldn’t Make Enough?! Wasn’t the main argument against ethanol “we can’t make enough to replace gas”? So if that is true, how can we have a glut of the stuff? In 2006 when ethanol was selling on the spot market for $4 a gallon, it was too […]
The FBI is examining the ties between Housing Secretary Alphonso Jackson and a friend who was paid $392,000 by Jackson’s department as a construction manager in New Orleans, three federal law enforcement officials said Thursday. Jackson’s friend got the job after the HUD secretary asked a staff member to pass along his name to the […]
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.” 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.” 4.Name your dog “Dog.” 5. Insist […]
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