Los Cuatro Ojos

The Military-Industrial Complex Has Gone Too Far This Time…

The United States Of Television…

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Anonymity Rules… East vs West… Hmmm.

Cell Phone Spotted In Charlie Chaplin Movie From 1928…

(CNN) — It’s not shocking to see a woman talking on her cell phone while walking down the street. It is, however, shocking when the woman is an extra in a silent film from 1928. Charlie Chaplin’s “The Circus” is getting internet buzz with a clip from the black-and-white comedy spreading at viral speed. The […]

How To Do The Asian Squat… I Can’t.

Room Warping Optical Illusion… Ouch!

1. Stare at the center of the trippy illusion for at least ten seconds. Your eyes will want to look away, but focus on the center as intently as you can. 2. Stare at any solid object in your house and watch it warp! See It Here

Some Days You’re The Hydrant… Fails So Bad …Dogs Won’t Pee On ‘Em.

And The Best For Last…

Can’t Post Much For Tuesday… See You Wednesday.

Welcome To The Guinea Pig Festival… Fun And Food Galore!

Musta Been Something I Smoked…

He’s Dead!.. Now What?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s […]

Man Eating Boxes… Coming To a Neighborhood Near You…

Jim Siemers – 1947-2010 – Shipfitter – R.I.P.

James Lee (Jim) Siemers quietly slipped from this life into eternity on July, 9th 2010 after a valiant battle with cancer… He has always been… And ever will be…  My Friend. Jim was a shipfitter.  Jim was one of the few people on planet earth that can make thousands and thousands of tons of steel […]

Having Internet Problems… Will Post New Stuff ASAP…

Check out the archives while you’re here!…

Aquaman Picked The Wrong Spot For His Summer Vacation…

Humans Devour An Elephant Like Ants At A Picnic…

Looks Like The Mosquitos Are Gonna Be Really Bad This Year…

The Mc10:35… McDonald’s Secret Menu Item… Get One!

via The Consumerist This sandwich can only be created during the short change over from the breakfast to lunch menu at your local Mickey D’s.  It’s a fusion of two sandwiches, so it’s not technically a McDonald’s menu item, but it’s still pretty tasty and worth the trouble. We hear it’s getting kind of a […]

I Wanna Scream “Racist Crap!” … But … They Do Kind Of Rock The Look… Yes They Can!

Even when they’re trying to insult them… It just slides off… That’s a good approximation of Michelle’s Bod… When’s the last time we had a first lady built like that?  And take away the bling and Barack could easily pull off the “straight up player” look… The man oozes cool.

Figured It Out Yet?…

Why People Watch Figure Skating…

R.I.P. Mauricia… Already Miss You Way Too Much Mikki.

The Test…

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the […]

And That’s How The Fight Started Officer!!…

1) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. So, I took her to a gas station….. And that’s how the fight started… 2) After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s […]

Big Lions… Little Lady… Does The Economy Have You Feeling Like This?