And Then, There Was One… The 44th President Of The United States…

If Anyone Had Bothered To Ask Three Years Ago… I Would Have Told Them In No Uncertain Terms That I Did Not Expect This Day To Come In My LifeTime…

It’s amazing the things that happen – If you just live long enough…

Yes We Did

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Obama Breaks Mold

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Sunday Morning Music… Breakdown – Mariah Carey

Only Lyrics On This Video… Enjoy The Next Few Posts While Listening…

Very Nice Fish…

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Pretty Places…

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Pretty Faces…

Water Face

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Now I Know Why I Feel Like My Brain Is On Vacation Today…

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Does That Look Like A Restroom Stall Door To You?!? Explain That One To Your Insurance Company…

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Guinea Pig Sports… Very Cool… Except For The Losers!… They Get Turned Into Cuy!

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Every Time I Ride With Mama… I Try To Do Something Like This.

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Maybe We’re Headed For Some Kind Of Hybrid…  Like The Flintmobile…

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What A Diabolical Little Idea!… Too Bad It Wouldn’t Work…

The Surgeon General Has Determined….

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After Almost 25 Years Of Marriage… I Find It Hard To Feel Sorry For “Poor” Cupid…

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Times Are Tough All Over… Señor Vader’s Down To Using Fluorescent Bulbs…

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The 19th Hole Looks To Be About A Par 7…

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Osama Bin Laden Spotted…

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Beanball… Bad Beanball…

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Cat Hat…

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Santa’s Glad The Season Is Over…

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This Is Why I Love New York…

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Stiletto Stealth Ship… 88 Feet And 60 Tons Of Fierce…

The Stilleto stealth ship is designed for shallow water work with special forces.

It’s got speed, stealth and communications abilities that were only dreamed of 10 years ago.

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50 knots is around 93km/hr or 56mph…Look at the knuckle in the wake this thing left… That’s pretty good turning for something that weighs 60 tons!

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This 88 foot (28.6m) ship can get U.S. Navy Seals in and out of places that they might have had a hard time with before.

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The military likes it so much that they sent a prototype to Columbia on active duty to catch drug smugglers.

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There’s even rumors of submersible models in the works…

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See more HERE

Word. Microsoft In Da Hood…

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What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?…

Now That We’ve Got The Drunken Sailor Song In Your Head… You Might As Well Know The Words…

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor. (x3)

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Put him in the long boat till he’s sober, (x3)
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Put him in the scuppers with a hawse-pipe on him. (x3)
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter. (x3)
Early in the Morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

That’s what we do with a drunken sailor! (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning (repeat)

(If You’re So Inclined… Repeat using the following verses)

1. Keep him there and make ‘im bale ‘er.
2. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
3. Trice him up in a runnin’ bowline.
4. Give ‘im a taste of the bosun’s rope-end.
5. Give ‘im a dose of salt and water.
6. Stick on ‘is back a mustard plaster.
7. Send him up the crow’s nest till he falls down,
8. Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under,
9. Soak ‘im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
10. Put him in the guard room till he’s sober.
11. Have you ever seen the captain’s daughter?
12. Give the poor bastard to Mother Rackett.
13. Are ye’ daft, you might wake Mother Rackett.
14. Put him in the bilge and let him drink it.

Today’s Economic Outlook Makes Godzilla Seem Like A Walk In The Park…

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Are You Of A Certain Age?… Then Either You Knew This Guy … Or You Were This Guy…

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If You find THIS Lady Attractive… Please Leave A Comment…

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