Lots Of Pictues Of The Israeli / Palestinian Conflict Of 2009…

Fred over at Goodshit has posted a bunch of pics of the results of the Israeli move into Gaza from the beginning of January 2009…
The pics are presented with minimal captions and there is no editorializing as to who is right and who is wrong.
Take A Look and make up your own mind.

WARNING!!  GOODSHIT’S MAIN SITE CONTAINS NUDITY!.. THE LINK ABOVE DOES NOT… GO BEYOND WHERE THAT LINK TAKES YOU… AND

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.

Is It Fine?!?.. Or …Is It A Fine?!?!

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Do It Yourself Eyeglasses Use Water To Let Users Make Their Own Prescription.

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Josh Silver is on a quest to make the world’s poor see. A professor of physics at Oxford University, Silver was idly discussing optical lenses with a colleague, wondering whether they might be adjusted without the need for expensive specialist equipment, when the lightbulb of inspiration first flickered above his head.

What if it were possible, he thought, to make a pair of glasses which, instead of requiring an optician, could be “tuned” by the wearer to correct his or her own vision? Might it be possible to bring affordable glasses to millions who would never otherwise have them?

More than two decades after posing that question, Silver now feels he has the answer. The British inventor has embarked on a quest that is breathtakingly ambitious, but which he insists is achievable… to offer glasses to a billion of the world’s poorest people by 2020.zulu-man-wearing-h2o-glasses

Silver has devised a pair of glasses which rely on the principle that the fatter a lens the more powerful it becomes. Inside the device’s tough plastic lenses are two clear circular sacs filled with fluid, each of which is connected to a small syringe attached to either arm of the spectacles.

The wearer adjusts a dial on the syringe to add or reduce amount of fluid in the membrane, thus changing the power of the lens. When the wearer is happy with the strength of each lens the membrane is sealed by twisting a small screw, and the syringes removed. The principle is so simple, the team has discovered, that with very little guidance people are perfectly capable of creating glasses to their own prescription.

Some 30,000 pairs of his glasses have already been distributed in 15 countries, but to Silver that is not near enough. Within the next year the now-retired professor and his team plan to launch a trial in India which will, they hope, distribute 1 million pairs of glasses.

The target, within a few years, is 100 million pairs annually.

See More HERE

Inspired via The Guardian and Core77

Another WTF?!? Moment… The Man Has Eaten BOTH Of His Eyeballs!

But…

The Judge Ruled Him Competent When He Ate The First Eyeball!!

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A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant’s death.

While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial.

Read More HERE

A Real Peep Show…

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Insults Of The Day…

1.    I work for a rotting indecisive eunuch who smells like a festering sputum bag from hell.
2.    Go drool on somebody else, you psychotic annoying jerk-off!
3.    Like most politicians, you are a hypocritical screwy monkey who kisses the feet of the godforsaken and the vile jerk-offs.
4.    He’s a four-eyed annoying monkey, who’s the child of a sewer dwelling worm and a wastrel dysfunctional buffoon.
5.    Piss off, you crackpot, desperate, penguin groper.

The Man Commandments

1. It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

* When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
* The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
* After wrecking your boss’ car.
* One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
* When she is using her teeth.

2. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4. If you’ve known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6. No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend’s birthday is strictly optional.

7. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8. When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel…and it’s free.

10. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.

11. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

12. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13. If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

14. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

15. A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

16. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.

17. If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

18. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

19. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:

* Yeah, Baby, Push it!
* C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
* Another set and we can hit the showers!

20. Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

23. There is no reason for guys to watch Men’s Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

24. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

25. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT!
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.

26. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

27. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

28. Before dating a buddy’s “ex”, you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.

29. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

30. A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend’s cat.

31. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

32. If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin”, then you may sit back and enjoy.

33. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him…too gay.

34. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

35. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

36. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “FUCK OFF!” You are absolved of your of responsibility.

37. Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.

Is This The Original Surf ‘N Turf?..

Or is it a Sea-Cow?

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Want A Big Tattoo?.. Can’t Get One?.. Want To Help Sick Kids?.. Tees And Tats Has The Answer…

Tees And Tats is a New York City shop that specializes in tee shirts designed by world famous tattoo artist Marco Serio … The designs on these shirts flows around the body just like a real tat.

These shirts are numbered limited editions… And… Owners Jeremy and Ben give a percentage to the Artworks Foundation … a non profit that provides children and young adults suffering from chronic and life-threatening illnesses, and their siblings, access to creative and performing arts programs.

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TRIPLE S (SKULL SAMURAI SNAKE)
The skull is symbolic of ‘great change’ and is often associated with death because death represents the biggest change a person experiences. A signed, limited edition.

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RYUU: Legend has it that Fudo had to fight the representative of a different religion. He changed himself into a flaming sword but the opponent did the same and the fighting went on without a winner. Now Fudo changed himself into the Dragon Kurikara, wound himself around the opposing sword and started eating it from the top.

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FUDO: The Buddhist divinity of wisdom and fire. He is the principal deity of the Myo-o, or great kings. Fudo is often called upon for protection during dangerous times.

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Lion-dog design (We call these SheSha’s around my house… And we’ve got ‘em all over the place!)

Shishi (or Jishi) is translated as “lion” but can also refer to a deer or dog with magical properties and the power to repel evil spirits.

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Zen Tiger

In Japan the tiger is the emblem of the great aristocractic warriors known as the samurai. The tiger represents the virtue of courage. It also means revision, improvement, and change.

See More On This VIDEO … The Detail On The Shirts Is Better…

All Pics Courtesy OfTees And Tats

She’s A Stone Cold Killer… But She’s Hot!

This Is Why I Always Check CNN, FOX, MSNBC… Etc… Etc…

Can Somebody Please Explain This One?…

Pets vs. Kids… A Compelling Argument…

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One More Wheelchair And Mama Becomes An Ace…

The Surrogate Baby Maker…

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’

‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’

‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’

‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.

After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’

‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’

‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’

‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’

‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.

‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’

‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.

‘Oh, my word!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’

‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.

‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’

‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’

‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’

‘Tripod?’

‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’

Mrs. Smith fainted


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Maybe I Should Get Myself Checked…

This Could Be My House…

This Is Gonna Be The Coolest Kid At School Come Monday…

Where’s The Seventh Dwarf?

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Would This Classify As Ironic Justice?…

Hey! I Wanna Be A Bear Too!

40 Years From Now… Scary!