Redneck Measuring Tape…

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Sona si Latine loqueris. – Honk if you speak Latin…. Latin Phrases For The Rest Of Us.

Radix lecti  – Couch potato

Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign?

Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe

Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed.

Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed.

Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

Canis meus id comedit. – My dog ate it.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?  -

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Vescere bracis meis.  – Eat my shorts.

Fac ut vivas.  – Get a life.

Stecorem pro cerebro habes   – You have s**t for brains

Non illigitamus carborundum.  – Don’t let the B******s grind you down

How Much Is That Doggy In The… Oh, Never Mind…

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Diamonds… Making Men’s Dreams Come True Since… Forever.

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False Hope…

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How Police Interrogation Works…

Are You A Perp?… A Potential Perp?… Read … Learn… Practice.

There are “Law & Order” addicts everywhere who think they could get a perp to confess. A little glaring, some getting in the guy’s face, a revelation that his fingerprints are all over the murder weapon and voilà! He’s recounting his crime. In real life, police interrogation requires more than confidence and creativity (although those qualities do help) — interrogators are highly trained in the psychological tactics of social influence.

Read More Here…

http://people.howstuffworks.com/police-interrogation.htm/printable