Hee Hee! How Quaint! The Cannabisaurus Is Right Up There With Reeferpithicus And Homo Potheadicus Stonerii.

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Homo Potheadicus Stonerii

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Homo Potheadicus Is Very Inventive…

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Juvenile Reeferpithacus

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Adult Reeferpithacus

Annnnd… It’s Monday… Again.

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Smile!!.. Tomorrow’s Coming!

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Why Don’t Ants Drown?…

From the Globe & Mail

THE QUESTION: “Why don’t ants drown in the passageways of their anthills during a heavy rainstorm or melting snow?” asked Bill Cunningham of Sackville, N.B.

THE ANSWER: “Two strategies allow ants to deal with potentially catastrophic water from rain or melting snow — surviving the water or avoiding the water,” writes Alex Smith, an assistant professor of molecular ecology at the Biodiversity Institute of Ontario at the University of Guelph.

Surviving the water: Individual ants can survive complete submersion for hours, he says. And some species that live in areas that are commonly flooded can survive underwater for days.

“They accomplish this by closing their spiracles (the openings in their body wall that lead to their respiratory surfaces or ‘lungs’) and reducing their oxygen consumption to as little as 5 to 20 per cent of their normal rate.” He says other species, including the invasive fire ant, form rafts out of their bodies that allow the queen and brood to survive the flooding and re-establish the colony following the retreat of flood waters.

Avoiding the water: “Many anthills have design features that reduce the soil moisture content within the mound compared with levels in the adjacent soil,” he writes.

“One advantage in an anthill is that the height of a mound allows the colony to move up to avoid rising flood waters, and some of these mounds can be over a metre tall.” Underground cavities can also be sealed off from the water, he says. “Some tropical ants in mangrove swamps … literally use their heads to block the tunnel opening during periods of flood.”

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Sunday Morning Music… Eagle Eye Cherry – Been Here Once Before.

Good Doggie!!

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Seriously… Who Puts Ketchup On A Hot Dog!?! … Yuck!

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I’m Not Ashamed To Admit That I Admire This Guy!..

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Well Then… I Must Be A Redneck!

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A Chip Off The Old Block!…

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Unusual Sign…

Things You Dont See Everyday

Obama Talkin’ Smack.. Definitely Not Safe For Work!!

And For You Dancers Out There… Pottymouth Obama Beat!

Bamboo Computer Gadgets… Mouse, Monitor, Keyboard, USB Drive…

Bamboo Covered Peripherals.. Cool.

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Find Them Here… (In Japanese)

3 Vodka… Made From Soybeans… Scores A Perfect 100 On Taste Tests…

Around $30 per bottle… Decent stuff.  The 3 A.M.  has got a bit too much kick for me though.

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Learn More HERE

Mama Squirrel Rescues Her Baby From Big Dog…

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Oops!!…

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Just A Wee Bit Too Drunk… Ya Think?!?

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Truth-In-Advertising…

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Baby Tee Shirt…

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Would You Use This Restroom?..

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Cars And Their Owners…

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Scientists Find Biggest Snake Ever… Could Eat A Whole Cow…

From NatureNews

Researchers have found fossils of the biggest known snake in the world, a discovery that could shed light on the climate of the tropics in the past.

The scientists estimate the snake lived 58 to 60 million years ago and was around 13 metres long. The giant, found in northeastern Colombia, dwarfs modern pythons and anacondas which usually don’t exceed 6-6.5 metres and are thought to be the largest living snakes.

Read More HERE

Redneck Measuring Tape…

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Sona si Latine loqueris. – Honk if you speak Latin…. Latin Phrases For The Rest Of Us.

Radix lecti  – Couch potato

Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign?

Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe

Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed.

Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed.

Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

Canis meus id comedit. – My dog ate it.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?  -

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Vescere bracis meis.  – Eat my shorts.

Fac ut vivas.  – Get a life.

Stecorem pro cerebro habes   – You have s**t for brains

Non illigitamus carborundum.  – Don’t let the B******s grind you down

How Much Is That Doggy In The… Oh, Never Mind…

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