Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q.What is the difference between ‘ ooooooh‘and ‘ aaaaaaah‘?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priests have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don’t have balls to scratch.