Almost Nasty Jokes…

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q.What is the difference between ‘ ooooooh‘and ‘ aaaaaaah‘?
A. About three inches.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priests have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don’t have balls to scratch.

Remember When You Could Get Chloroform At Your Local Pharmacy?…

chloroform love

VIP Toilet?!?… Can You Imagine What The Facilities For The Regular Shlubs Are Like??

vip toilet

Show ‘Em How Much You Love ‘Em!!..

TP love

So what if he can’t spell…

This Is Way More Fun Than “Hop On Pop”…

the fart book

Corkscrew-Balloon Presents… Suzie.

If You’re A Bible Thumper… Maybe You Shouldn’t Go HERE

But It Sure Is Funny!!!