One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman and your brother.”
Fox & Friend’s Brian Kilmeade… The Brown Haired No Eyebrow-ed One… Went off on a mindless burble about people marrying different “species” and making the races less pure… And all this came from talking about how married couples get less Alzheimer’s… His fellow hosts can’t believe what’s coming out of his pie-hole this time… Someone off camera even begins to whistle “If I Only Had A Brain”… Of course Brian also has stated that water buffalo have “skins as thick as leather.” Poor Guy!!!
As a person married to another “Species”… I should be offended… But I’m laughing too damn hard!!
Kilmeade’s attempt to express himself…