Some ‘Splainin To Do…

In 20 years of marriage… The husband always insisted on turning off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She got completely upset. She screamed at him, “How could you have lied to me all of these years? I think you had better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, “I’ll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.”

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