Insults Of The Day…

He uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

She suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.

It takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

The best part of him ran down his mother’s legs. — Jackie Gleason

There’s nothing wrong with you that couldn’t be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

She thinks E=MC² is a rap star.

Is Her Shadow Photoshopped?… What’s It Look Like To You?

Low Bridge!!

Ball Shampoo… It’s About Time!