Men Are Like…

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2  Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4.  Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5.  Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.  Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.

7.  Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8…. Men are like .. Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.  Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.  Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12.  Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.  Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Most Ridiculous Warning Ever…