An Army Of One…

Better Than A Clown?…

Daddy’s Little Brats…

Your Choices For This Years’s Elections… But If You Don’t Vote… You May Just Get The Greater Weevil.

Facepalm Gets Used At My House Five Times A Day…

It’s DingleBerry Season!

He Been A Bad Boy… And Got Caught.

A Variation On Beating Swords Into Plowshares…

What Goes On In The Typical Politicians Head…

Men Are Like…

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2  Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4.  Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5.  Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.  Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.

7.  Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8…. Men are like .. Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.  Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.  Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12.  Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.  Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Most Ridiculous Warning Ever…

Accident Waiting To Happen…

Japanese Snack Food… Sounds Tasty.

Ain’t Love Grand?…

Natural Law # 1 – Male Interest Is Generally Proportional To Bra Size…

Males Are Born With A Built In Bra Meter…

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Overkill Is An Understatement…

This Is What Happens When You Play With Your Food…

Thats Right… Blame It On The Babies.

Doggie Babies… Mmmm.

Life Is Like… Oh … Never Mind.

Insults Of The Day…

He uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

She suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.

It takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

The best part of him ran down his mother’s legs. — Jackie Gleason

There’s nothing wrong with you that couldn’t be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

She thinks E=MC² is a rap star.

Is Her Shadow Photoshopped?… What’s It Look Like To You?

Low Bridge!!

Ball Shampoo… It’s About Time!

Phone Sex Reality… Be Careful What You Pay For.