Some Signs You Should Become Familiar With…

explosion Building

No pyromaniacs allowed.

On Fire Don’t Run

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

Gates of hell

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gate of Hell. Don’t go there.

Music Hazard

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

This Dude’s TV Career Is Over…

Watch This Guy Seriously Diss Hoda Kotb And Kathie Lee Gifford… And He Knows He’s Dead Meat Because Of It!!

The Shock On The Girl’s Faces Is PRICELESS!!!

Watch This Bird Give Sir David Attenborough The Bird…

A Prehistoric Frilled Shark Caught Off Japan… Looks Like My Ex Mother-In-Law…

And I Thought “Soap-On-A-Rope” Was Bad…

Let’s See If Weener Kleener Soap Gives Soap-On-A-Rope A Run For It’s Money On Father’s Day.

Weener Cleener Soap

One size fits most… Do you get your money back if it doesn’t fit? 

Is Eating Fish Good For You?..Even If It’s A Mutant Fish?

Then Again… If It’s Got Two Mouths… It’s Easier To Catch… Right?

Mutant Fish

Very Cool Sculptures Made From Old Tires…

Tire Sculptures

“Invisibility Cloak” Now Much Closer To Reality…

Invisible Car

Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible. Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects.

Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.

The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, led by Xiang Zhang, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.

The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.

People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye. Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object, like water flowing around a smooth rock in a stream.

Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fiber composite. They are designed to bend visible light in a way that ordinary materials don’t. Scientists are trying to use them to bend light around objects so they don’t create reflections or shadows.

It differs from stealth technology, which does not make an aircraft invisible but reduces the cross-section available to radar, making it hard to track.

The research was funded in part by the U.S. Army Research Office and the National Science Foundation’s Nano-Scale Science and Engineering Center.

I’m Pretty Sure My Brother Was Driving This Stranded Limo…

Stuck Limo

Human Tetris?… Or Really Bad Day?…

Human Tetris

A Use For All Those Books That Won’t Fit On The Shelf…

I could Soooo Do This!

Book Bar

Another WTF?!? Moment… Can Anyone Explain This One?…

Maybe We Need To See Figure 2…

Toilet Straw

Just Do It…

cat catch bird

Didn’t We See This Critter On “The Dark Crystal?”

This Is A Real Creature That Lives 10,000 Feet Below The Sea…

garthim real

This Is A Garthim From “The Dark Crystal”.

garthim

Dark Crystal

Bernie Mac – 1957 – 2008 – R.I.P.

Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac was one of those comedians that carried on a legacy… He was of that breed of comic that was considered to be “Raw”… The angry cussing, misogynistic, in-your-face, downright hilarious comic that said what we all wanted to say but we’re too damn wussy to do.

I don’t think there’s anyone in the pipeline to carry that torch just yet… So I think Bernie left us too soon. But here’s a tribute that takes us from Bernie’s early days… On through his heyday …And going on down the lineage to the originator…
Warning… None Of These Are Safe For Work… NSFW!!!

Thanks For The Memories Bernie Mac…

Bernie Followed Another Comic That Fit The Mold… And Died Much Too Young… Here’s Robin Harris..

And Then There Was Sam… Kinison That Is...

Even Though I Don’t Include Eddie Murphy In This Pantheon Any More… He Showed A Lot Of Promise Back In The Day…

Of Course … The Undisputed King of The Filthy Mouth Raw Comics… King Richard.

But… There Was An Even Earlier “Raw” Comic… But They Called His Work “Blue”… But He Was Redd…

I’m Sure There Was Some Sly Devil Who Inspired Redd Foxx… But We’d Have To Get Into The Old Party Albums To Talk About Them… But Suffice To Say… These Guys Brought The Raw Version Of Comedy To The Mainstream… And We’re All Less Uptight Because Of Them.

Bernie Mac Was The Latest Of This Line… R.I.P. Bernie…

The Tree Man Of Indonesia…

It’s Amazing the things that can afflict a human being… This poor man is covered with growths that make him look like half man – half tree.


Fortunately… People have stepped forward to help him get some surgery to remove some of the growths….


And Now He’s Getting Better…

See and Read More HERE

Isaac Hayes – 1942-2008… R.I.P.

Issac Hayes

So many people are remembering this man as a cartoon voice actor… But anyone who lived through the 1970′s will know him as a music master of unparalleled talent… An awful lot of today’s musicians owe their sound and style to him… “Hot Buttered Soul” and “To Be Continued” were prizes of my album collection and are sitting in their own playlists in my iTunes collection.

To_Be_ContinuedHot_Buttered_Soul

This Is What “Rap Music” Means To Me…. From Waaaay Before What Is Called Rap Today… 1971

And If You’d Like To Hear “What Ike’s Rap” continues into… Here It Is…

Isaac Hayes – Our Day Will Come
Found at bee mp3 search engine

Here’s “Walk On By” From 1969…

If All You Know Of Issac Hayes is His Voice From “South Park” and The Theme From “Shaft”… You Need To Go HERE

Snow White And The Seven…Uh… Make That Six Dwarves

snow white

To All My Myspace Friends… Read It And Weep…

myspace warning…

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More Truth In Advertising…

Free

Is That Brittney?

but I poop

This Site Shows Tokyo After The Apocalypse…

See More HERE

AIDS Awareness… Get It?

Can’t Say I’ve Ever Really Looked At It This Way… But This Works For Me.

AIDS Scorpion

AIDS Spider

Y’all Be Careful Out There This Weekend!

A Real Headhunter….

Headhunter

Lord Vader’s Imperial Throne…

Vader pooping