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Times Are Tough All Over…

Hey! Who Said They Could Knock Down Shea Stadium?

This is a Massive WTF?!? moment for me… I didn’t know Shea Stadium was scheduled for demolition!.. I mean… I knew Yankee Stadium was coming down… And I choked on the disgust that that raised within me… What the hell are these people thinking?… My Grandma’s been a Yanks fan all of her life!… What […]

Print Many… Post Everywhere…

Or… Lock Down Your Router…

He’s A Real Two Faced S.O.B…

Looks Like The Poor Kid’s Been Cluster Bombed…

Some Recycled Insults…

You are a wickedly uncivilized fiend and a myopic, dull-witted patient on a ward of witless wanton wretches. – unknown   I feel sorry for you because you’re homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. – anonymous   Is that your nose or did you inhale […]

New Yorker Obama Cover… If I Wasn’t NY Nutty Myself… I’d Be Offended…

I admit that it looks bad… real bad… Like the New Yorker is taking a heck of a swipe at the Obama’s… And I expect there to be some serious backlash on this… But I’m pretty sure it’s just snarky NYC style sarcasm… But since this one is pushing the envelope even for this artist(Barry […]

Gas Now Cheaper Than Heroin….

With oil prices soaring over $130 a barrel, the average driver now spends more per week on gas than the average drug addict spends on heroin, according to a study published in the latest issue of the scientific journal, The Economics Of Street Drugs. “This is definitely a first in the history of street drugs,” […]

My Ex In-Laws…

In case you’re confused… The one in the middle with the big mace would be the mom-in-law… Are Ex In-Laws Called Out-Laws?!?

Still Can’t Finish That Rubik’s Cube?

Try This One!!…

Fox News Stoops To New Low… Alters Photos Regularly…

Apparently… It’s not a good move to say anything in any way critical about Fox News… According to Media Matters Fox regularly “adjusts” pictures of people they find objectionable… I thought that that sort of thing went out the window when Time Magazine got caught messing with OJ’s mug shot. Read More HERE Fair and […]

My Wife – PMS Day 5…

Today’s Insults!..

He’s so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the sofa. You’re so ugly, when you go into the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras. He’s a little too tall for his blood supply. I haven’t been ignoring you; I’ve been prioritizing you.

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

“I never thought I’d miss Nixon.”

I Had A Hernia Repaired… I Think They Did Something Else…

I had an umbilical hernia that was about the size of a tennis ball… My HMO thought that maybe It could be done at my kitchen table… After a lot of squawking and screaming… They decided that they’d let the hospital handle it. It was practically drive by surgery… In by 1… out by 5… […]

Gas Prices Around Town…

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An Interesting User Manual…

The Writing Looks Korean To Me… If So… This must be a North Korean Communist Takeover Plot.

Mirror Image…

Classic Case Of A Loudmouth Idiot… Ever Heard Of 1936?

Never Opened A Book Or Seen The History Channel… Ignorance Is Not Always Bliss… Well Duh…

This Month’s Cover Girl… Chosen By Hef Himself…

I’m Not Particularly Religious… But This Just Seems Fundamentally Wrong…

That Jesus Guy Was Pretty Cool…

Somehow… That Fist Looks Like It Belongs There…

Holy Handjob Batman!!… Seriously… Who Thinks These Things Up?!?!

The filler plug is also very interesting…

A Natural Disaster In The Making…