Los Cuatro Ojos

Murder By Melon…

I Have A WHAT?!?… MLK Would Be Sooo Very Proud… Looking At These Signs Makes Me Want A Wee “Draem” Of Scotch… But I Have To Change The “Deram” In My Nephew’s Computer…

Madam C From FL Came Through With Some Goodies While I Wait For My ISP To Fix My Connection Issues… Thanks!

My Wife After Hormone Replacement Therapy…

My Choice For Prez…

Nutball Talking Head Bill Kristol Says “White Women Are The Problem” On Fox News…

The FOX “All Stars” on Sunday 2/3/08 Bill Kristol argued that Clinton would not be a valuable vice presidential pick because she lacks support beyond the “Democratic establishment and white women.” The “establishment” can be ignored, Kristol argued, but “white women are a problem.” He added, “But we all live with them.” “Not me,” said […]

Notice That This Is A Female Pencil Sharpener?…

Hey FourEyes!… Sunday’s Posts Are Too Heavy! Too Depressing!

Jeez! …I put Teletubbies up! OK… OK.. Monday will feature beautiful women … useful information and funny stuff!… Quit whining already!!!

Busted!!!

Quiznos Manager Shows How To Give Great Customer Service…

Manager One Punches Bum At Quiznos – Watch more free videos

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly Say That Homeless Veterans Are Non-Existent… What Planet Does This Guy Live On?

I KNOW I COULD FIND A HOMELESS VET IN MY TOWN WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF LEAVING MY HOUSE… PICK YOUR WAR BILL-O… VIETNAM? GULF WAR ONE? GULF WAR TWO?… I’LL BET YOU I CAN FIND YOU AT LEAST ONE HOMELESS KOREAN WAR VET WITHIN 24 HOURS… www.foxattacks.com/vets

Nothin Says Lovin Like Somthin From The Oven… Bad Granny!

2008 Candidate Guide…

I Just Post The Pictures… If Your Evil Mind See’s Something That’s Not There… So Be It!

Ever Have One Of Those Days?…

My Son’s New Ride…

Ever Get The Feeling There Was Something Really Creepy Behind You?..

Today’s Insults –

He is as good as his word – and his word is no good. – Seamus MacManus You must be the arithmetic man – you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. – Unknown I’d smack the crap out of you if I didn’t think it would fill up the room – Anonymous […]

Quotes On Sex…

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. -   Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Rodney Dangerfield There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the […]

If Only!

Big Girl Beats Down Smaller Girl – OK… So You’re Beating The Snot Out Of Me!.. But, Do You Have To Lecture Me All The Way Through It?!?!

For Thursday… LCO Gives Tribute To The “Girl” Of Our Dreams.

Every once in a while… I have to vent my spleen by blasting away at things that just …irritate… me. And nothing irritates me more than the alien being hiding in plain sight that calls itself Ann Coulter. If ever there was a vile, witless, soulless cry for help let loose to prey upon peoples […]

This Wretch Couldn’t Even Behave At “Her” Own Daddy’s Funeral… “She” Had To Make A Pathetic Squeak For Attention Even There…

S(he) goes after Ted Kennedy and John Edwards and unions and workers even as s(he) give “her” own father’s eulogy… I don’t even have to go after “her” on this one… Someone else beat me to it…. HERE

This Is What Ann Coulter See’s When She Looks In The Mirror…

There Are Very Few People In This World That Bug Me As Much As This Person… Can You Tell?