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Annie W/O Makeup…

Poor Annie! Her Man Found Out She Was A Man Too!… And All This Time He Thought That That Was A Strap-On She Was Using On Him!

Coulter and Stein’s relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month […]

I Wonder If The Kitchen Crew Put Any “Surprises” In Her Meal?… This Is Like Hitler Eating At A Kosher Restaurant.

Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood Rick Jacobs on HuffingtonPost We had dinner last night at Murano, a new West Hollywood restaurant, owned by gay circuit party promoter Jeffrey Sanker, and lesbian night club owners Robin Gans and Sandy Sachs. It’s a visually stunning space, straight lines, whites and reds accented by […]

Ann Coulter Attacks A Dog Catcher…Or Is A Vicious Pit Bull… Hard To Tell…

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Whisper Sweet Nothings…

My MySpace Pic…

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

There Are Geniuses… And Then There Are Real, True, 100% Solid Gold, Pure Un-Freakin Adulterated… GENIUSES!!!!

And The Worst Part Is… They’re Old Enough To Breed!!  We have to drive on the same highways as these guys!… They want to marry your daughter!  Worse yet… Somebody’s daughters love them!!..  And I’ll bet a weeks pay that at least one of ‘em is a politician or high ranking executive!

Two Very Nice Tee Shirts…

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]

Former President Carter Demonstrates A Full Makeover…

Before After

The President Got Mad Because Bill Got To Be A Babe Yesterday… Soooo….

What Gets Me Is That He Got The Same Idiot Twice!

How Some Of The Pundits And Pollsters Feel On Jan, 9, 2008

Busted!! 3 Presidents Of The United States As Drag Queens!!

He’s Definitely His Mommy’s Boy! He Looks Better Than Hillary! A True Southern Belle!

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Here’s Hoping We Can Get Back To Some Live Posting On Saturday! A Real Autopsy – HERE Falling On His Face Video – HERE Can You Find Willie? – HERE What Does 200 Calories Look Like? – HERE Some Insults! I didn’t understand why they called it the “rat race” until I met you. – […]

Today’s Insults –

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. – Unknown I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. – Unknown I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. – Unknown I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. – Unknown

More Of My Wife’s Parking Handiwork…

This Is A Funny 404 Page!

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Today’s Insults –

You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication. – Unknown You validate my inherent mistrust of strangers. – unknown I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. – unknown It’s a thankless job, but you’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. – unknown

This Was My Wife When I Took Away The Credit Cards This Morning…

“What do you mean?!?… Christmas shopping’s over!!… How Dare You?!?!

Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire… Heh.. Heh.. No Comment… I Don’t Want To Be Declared An Enemy Combatant And Guantanamo’ed.

Thick smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.Cheney’s office, known for its historical furnishings and ornate decorations, was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, officials said. There was concern about water damage to the floor, […]

Real Courtroom Testimonies… And We Pay For These Lawyers-

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: […]

Today’s Insults –

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West You were born with your legs apart. They’ll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. – Joe Orton Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. – Ivy Compton-Burnett  You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling […]