Today’s Insults –

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West

You were born with your legs apart. They’ll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
- Joe Orton

Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. – Ivy Compton-Burnett 

You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving. – David Letterman

I see her as a great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. – Noël Coward

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