Today’s Insults –
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West
You were born with your legs apart. They’ll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
- Joe Orton
Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. – Ivy Compton-Burnett
You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving. – David Letterman
I see her as a great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. – Noël Coward