Los Cuatro Ojos

Properly Pronounced English… Merican Style.

• Bar: To take temporarily. “May I bar your eraser?”
• Dense: A tooth expert. “Yuck!  I have a dense appointment today.”
• Forced: A large cluster of trees. “Only you can prevent forced fires.”
• Lays:  The opposite of genmen. “Lays and genmen,…”
• Lining:  Electrical flash of light.  “We abandoned our picnic when we heard the thunder and saw the lining.”
• Mere:  A reflecting glass. “Mere, mere on the wall…”
• Mince:  Unit of time (60 sec.). “I’ll be back in a few mince.” 
• Money:  Second day of the week. “I’ll be back next Money.“
• Neck Store: Adjacent “I’m in love with the girl neck store.”
• Please: Officer(s) of the law.  “My house was robbed, call the please.” 
• Sunny:  The first day of the week. “When Sunny comes, can Money be far behind?” 
• Then:   A conjunction “I like Sunny better then Money.”
• Winner: The cold season of the year “Many birds fly south for the winner.”