Top 12 Bumper Stickers

12. I Hate Coffee–It Keeps Me Awake at Work.

11. Suicide is a way of telling God ‘you can’t fire me, I QUIT!’

10. A fool and his money are soon partying

9. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them

8. I have a problem with drinking… two hands and only one mouth

7. Give Blood Play Hockey

6. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

5. I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.

4. Forget about world peace…visualize using your turn signal

3. Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them

2. If there is a tourist season, why can’t we shoot them

And the number 1 bumper sticker is…

1. Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.

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