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AIDS Awareness… Get It?

Can’t Say I’ve Ever Really Looked At It This Way… But This Works For Me. Y’all Be Careful Out There This Weekend!

New McCain Ad… This One Is A WTF!?!?…

I Am Not… Repeat… Am Not A Paris Hilton Fan… But I Don’t Get It… WTF Does This Girl Have To Do With The Campaign? Most Hated Woman In America?.. Like I Said… WTF?!? This Is Just Sick… I‘m Not Sure I Want The Grumpy Old Bastard Who Yells ” Get The Hell Offa My […]

Another WTF?!?!… John McCain…ODB… Offers Wife Up For Topless Contest For Bikers…

I Can’t Believe That I Backed This Guy Last Time Around… Maybe He’s Just Losing It. Here… He Volunteers His WIFE To Participate In A Contest That Involves Toplessness… Banana Swallowing … And Pickle Licking. Johnny…Johnny… What Happened?… Are You So Desperate For Votes That You’d Pander To A Bunch Of Drunk And Debauched Bikers?… […]

Pamela Anderson And Dead Chickens… Arousing And Disgusting

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USDA Stops Tracking Chemicals… Your Government $$$ At Work…

Call Me Paranoid… But I would Have Thought That Maybe Knowing What Chemicals Are Out There Would Be An Integral Part Of Homeland Security… From PlentyMagazine The Bush administration’s crackdown on the public’s right to know continues: Officials at the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) have quietly closed down the only federal program that tracks […]

Heard Of Cuil?… Tried It Yet?… Like It?

I’ve tried this new search engine …Cuil for 2 days and it claims to be better than Google. Well… I beg to differ. Their first mortal sin is that they can’t locate LCO… They can find it through all the blog listers and rankers…. But… They can’t find LosCuatroOjos.com itself… Nowhere!… Not even when the […]

Rules For Men… Ladies… Print And Distribute…

Why Johnny Can’t Read….

Find Out HERE

Why You Will Eat Less in the Future… Duh!

 Because Food Will Cost More!!!… Read All About How The Nice Scientists Came Up With This One… HERE 

Wii Pii… Tell Me That This IS NOT Real!…

Print Many… Post Everywhere…

Or… Lock Down Your Router…

Medicines From The Past.. And Their Crazy Uses…

My Dear… If You Need Lysol To Clean Your Hoo-Ha… You have more than a simple feminine freshness issue! Let’s Calm Down Those Terrible Two’s With A Slug Of Nembutal… This Stuff Is Also Known As Pentobarbital… Did Your Mom Use This On You? Then There’s Good Ol’ Heroin… Good For What Ails Ya!… Notice […]

We’ve Added A New Site To The Blogroll…

Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Sounds like someplace some of our kinkier readers might have on their Stumble -List. Stop drooling on your keyboard… NGIP is a site I’ve been wandering through for a few days now… And it’s funny… Wicked funny! NGIP’s stated purpose is: “Eliminating all hope for world peace… […]

Quotable Quotes…

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but […]

Sorry About The late Posts… Having This Kind Of Day…

Daddy’s Little Girl!!

If You’re Having A Bad Day… Remember… It Could Be Worse…

No Posts Today… Anniversary… 22 Years.

New Yorker Obama Cover… If I Wasn’t NY Nutty Myself… I’d Be Offended…

I admit that it looks bad… real bad… Like the New Yorker is taking a heck of a swipe at the Obama’s… And I expect there to be some serious backlash on this… But I’m pretty sure it’s just snarky NYC style sarcasm… But since this one is pushing the envelope even for this artist(Barry […]

Amen Brother!

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Pick Your Poison…

Note To The New Yorker… Now That’s Sarcasm!!

Gas Now Cheaper Than Heroin….

With oil prices soaring over $130 a barrel, the average driver now spends more per week on gas than the average drug addict spends on heroin, according to a study published in the latest issue of the scientific journal, The Economics Of Street Drugs. “This is definitely a first in the history of street drugs,” […]

Sex in Space Is Inevitable…

I suspect it’s not much different than in a pool… But dryer… I’d still like to give it a shot… Unfortunately… Mama swears she’d get spacesick… Damn! Weddings in space could be right around the corner, and experts figure the inevitable cosmic consummation will be just around the next corner. The Japanese firm First Advantage […]

My Ex In-Laws…

In case you’re confused… The one in the middle with the big mace would be the mom-in-law… Are Ex In-Laws Called Out-Laws?!?