Category: Rants

This Translates Into (Much) Higher Food Prices For You And Me…

America’s largest chicken processor has announced major Plant Closings due to the high cost of chicken feed… It seems that the oil companies have decided to offer the farmers a higher price for their corn than the feed manufacturers… This Story is from Jan 2007… Things have gotten worse since then… A lot worse. Here’s […]

Saturday March 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

This Happened In 2006… Why Are We Just Now Hearing About It?!? Somebody Get Cheney On The Phone!

  AP: Water Makes US Troops in Iraq Sick WASHINGTON — Dozens of U.S. troops in Iraq fell sick at bases using “unmonitored and potentially unsafe” water supplied by the military and a contractor once owned by Vice President Dick Cheney’s former company, the Pentagon’s internal watchdog says. A report obtained by The Associated Press […]

Monday March 10th, 2008 in Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

My Cat After Saturday’s Unfortunate “Incident”…

I don’t care how badly I was punked… I’m not putting you on my insurance…

Bandaged Balls…

Wanna Know Why??? So… I’m sitting at the dining room table at 1:30a.m. trying to post a few goodies for all the fine, fine folks who drop by LCO to be entertained for a minute or so… I’m in a pair of droopy boxers… I’m sitting on the edge of the chair… My “Huevos” are […]

On The Economy…

What the Fed Chairman Would Say If He Told the Truth courtesy of Think or Twim

Friday March 7th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

BLOW… Buy Some For Your Kids… WTF!?!?! Who’s Sick Assed Idea Is This?!?…

I’m not a real big fan of prohibiting folks from doing what they want… But these guys are really pushing the envelope… Check out their web site HERE. Do You Want Your Teens Messing With This Stuff?… What about when a carload of your kids gets stopped by a cop who hauls their butts in? […]

Does Your Kid Like Dora The Explorer?… Get Her An AquaPet!… Never Mind… Your Wife Already Bought One!

Listen To The Video… If You Hear This Noise Coming Out Of Your Wife’s Nightstand…

Work Or Prison… Which Is Better?

In prison …You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work …You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. In prison …You get three meals a day. At Work …You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison …You get time […]

Things We’ve Argued About… How Many Things On This Site Can You Relate To?

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle). Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum). The best way to hang up washing. Those little toothpaste speckles you make when you brush your teeth […]

Can’t Keep It Up!…

My Internet Connection Is Slower Than Molasses In January Today… And To Add Insult To Injury… It Won’t Stay Up! I’ve been trying for hours to post… I’ll Try Again Later… Forgive me if I strike out.

Thursday February 28th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Huckabee and McCain… Clinton And Obama… Facts And Comparisons… An LCO Exclusive…

All Of The Politicians And Pundits Have Stocked Up On Loads And Loads Of: So… This is how the media is portraying the Democratic race… Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Here’s How Your Friendly Neighborhood FourEyes Sees It When It Comes To Our Candidates… Obama… A Sweet Treat… Attractive… Tasty… Comforting… Something We All Look Forward […]

Tuesday February 26th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

This Lady Seriously Loses It!.. Grade AAA Looney Bin Material…

It’s 8 Minutes Long… But It’s A Hoot!!! A New Level of Crazy – Watch more free videos

Ralph Nader Announces A Presidential Bid For 2008… FuzzNutts Strikes Again!!!

Damned if you can convince me that Ralphie Boy isn’t a paid Republican operative… What an egotistical misguided megalomaniacal mindf*cker!! This schmuck claims fame as the guy who made America’s roads safe when all he did was ruin the country’s first serious run at fuel efficient and sensible cars… We’ve never caught up with the […]

Monday February 25th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Insults, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »